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Maybe he wasn't invited?

Logan Roy skipped Conner’s wedding too

Will he go golfing instead?

Counterpoint:

Bride-to-be:

Translation: gotta golf, see ya

Is he worried someone is gonna change the locks on him??

Is this the same dude that spends like 200 hours a week golfing and/or watching Fox News?

He's gripping them hard enough to cause physical (and emotional) pain.

Daddy in his party suit with a young vanky in a pretty short skirt for a kid and parrots phucking.. Just a perfectly normal family photo.

Someday, Vanky will write a book telling the true story about daddy evil.

He's pinching her to control her. My dad did this too.

Doen't it kinda have a Stockholm Syndrome look?

First, dodging the military draft, & now this? Shall we start using the term "wedding dodger" everytime that guy gets invited to a wedding?

Urgent medical care.

Golf trip.

he simply can’t handle not being the center of attention so he’s going skip the wedding (not the center of attention) and bomb the sh*t out of iran instead (boom! attention centered, muthaf*ckahs)

If I were going to turn someone on Donald Trump, one of my main targets would be Jr for a number of reasons. There’s a lot of resentment between them.

He wasn’t there for him as a child and made him perform as an adult. He’s honestly better off without him and probably knows that. His IGNORANT Daddy has to have EVERYTHING about him.

I like how he still signs this one

Translation- I am fat, I am lazy, I poop my pants on small planes, Im afraid someone will get me.

the dumbest person in the world: “wow he’s such a great man look at the sacrifices he makes for our country”

Man, he wasn’t invited. So sad.

LOL her father wouldn't pay for that dump

He hates his namesake, and I'm here for it. 😅🤣😅

I'm not sure The Bahamas allows convicted felons in

Is he going to cower in his bunker while we attack Cuba now???

Don Jr & Bettina will be cheering

Has someone set up a Polymarket on how many times Trump will post during the wedding? Maybe narrow it down to the number of times he posts about the ballroom during the wedding.

But he's known him for a long time

He has a tee time he couldn't miss...

Too sick to travel, perhaps. Sounds terminal. And really imminent. Even though his SON is someone...he has known for a long time... This fucking demented doofus loser motherfucker.

Has to be center of attention... Can't be a mere bystander. 🤦‍♂️.

Lmao Dump Drive

May his marriage be plagued with hostility and annoyances.

Cuba is on the radar. Snd what happened to sorry son love you dad

He's off to play golf

I wouldn't want to spend a day with Donj either

I bet this is how Jr. found out. 🤣

Now we know what he had to stay in DC for.

He was at a rally two days ago... And how could he miss out on making somebody else's wedding all about himself?

Criming comes first. Family only counts when they’re benefitting him.

Imagine being embarassed because your kid wants to wear sportswear to a sporting event. Imagine being so embarassed that you hit your own kid.

Wow.

He's afraid.

Pantreiaphobia!

Felons not allowed to enter Bahamas?

Such a normal family.

He didn’t go to his brothers funeral either.

"The Tall One? Isn't he a little young? He's like sixteen or something." "20, but not him either. Don Jr Sir." "Oh hell no. I'm not watching that loser and his weird, screeching girlfriend Kallie." "He broke up with Kim- you know what, I'll just give him your apologies."

Ice cold behavior, even to a total boob like Junior.

He did, however, have time for one of his stupid rallies yesterday.

Me either.

Tulsi Gabbard is resigning to be with her husband battling bone cancer. BUT the president is going to campaign for Mike Lawler today. He will golf in VA Saturday &continue to shit post at 2am with his blonde social media assistant. Pure BS that he can go crash weddings in NJ & MAL but not his #1 kid

Maybe Don Jr should have got married at an NFL game or a cage fight.

trump regards playing golf as truly more important than attending his son's wedding. golfing is a life or death situation. If trump doesn't golf he thinks he will soon die.

Who fucking cares

Yesterday he did not seem to remember that Don Jr. was related to him.. rather he was 'someone I have known for a long time.' He is clearly experiencing dementia.

Daddy never loved Junior

Donald Trump reached peak narcissism by dismissing his own namesake son as an acquaintance he's merely known 'for some time now,' while publicly weighing whether his wedding is worth a slot on a calendar usually reserved for golf and court dates.

But he’ll play golf while deploying service people. SMH

He clearly wasn’t invited.

Is Melania going?

Ha! *cough* *cough* bullshit

The fucker is going golfing. Just watch.

Is he scared to get away from there? Or is he going golfing ?

He will be flying to Florida in 3, 2, 1...

Where are they getting married, on Mars? Get your big ssa off the golf course and attend your son’s second wedding 🤡‼️🙄

lol. lmao even

No money to grab, so why should he go? Plus that event is not at all about him.

Maybe the future wife doesn’t like her in laws or Mara Lardo .

because the ballroom isn't ready because of the stupid Dumbocrats!

Weird he’ll be in NY later today and probably in nj for the weekend

social media post regrets

Weird, especially since he said he’s “known him a long time”.

Im sure there will be another opportunity to attend the next one.

I bet he can't do the walking necessary for a wedding father.

Needed to be in DC for the latest 'attempt on his life' to prove taxpayers should pay for his Ballroom Bunker.

Really curious if this means Donny won’t play golf. Over Memorial Day weekend.

I bet ya if D Jr invited Mamdani 47 would have gone.

People are saying they've never seen anything like it. Father of the Year Prize.

More likely he's not allowed in the country.

Going to his son’s wedding would have been the most normal, least controversial thing he’s done since he got back into office, so of course he’s not going

Five bucks says he's in Mar a Lago by Sunday golfing.

Surely he can't risk being seen golfing instead of the a) important work stuff or b) his sons wedding. So....is he about to do another few days disappearing act to Walter Reed again?

This reminds me when Gingrich blamed all his marital affairs on his love for the country

I think he is scared that someone is going to try to kill him. He seems to be on the outs with Russia, and they like to kill politicians in other countries that cause them problems. My guess is that he is intentionally hiding from Putin.

Come on, would you go? I wouldn’t under any circumstance. It may be the first reasonable decision that Trump has made.

He’s 100% gonna play golf

Wonder if he raped the new daughter in law on Epstien island

Even Worf would attend Alexander's wedding.

He knows it won't be the last one.

Wait, what..?? Advance Notification: U.S. sex offenders are legally required to notify their local registration jurisdiction at least 21 days before any international travel. The U.S. Marshals Service then passes this information to foreign authorities, who can & often do refuse entry upon arrival

lol. Couldn’t even call him. Just posts it on Truth Social. Like why feel the need to publicly announce it?

I got $10 says he goes golfing this weekend. I wonder if our multibillion-dollar press apparatus can keep their eye on the ball for the next three days and remember this lame excuse.

Yeah, I'd be pretty teed-off too. But Jr will bite his tongue because he wants to stay on the Trump family gravy train.

That means the Iran war is restarting this weekend.

getting his treatment

Hmmmmm- I’m gonna go out on a limb and call BULLSHIT!

Golfing and mass doses of dementia for the lunatic this weekend.

of course he was, Jr knows his dad wouldn't send him a wedding embezzlement... err gift if he wasn't invited.

Lol and the important time probably refers to the ballroom.

He's got an important meeting at the golf course again....

He’ll be on the golf course. He can always go to Don Jr.’s next wedding

Trump is a steaming pile of shit.

Instead will hate tweet on the toilet.

In fairness to Trump, the wedding is just the bit you do before you bury the wife on the golf course for a tax break.

Is pretending to work? He is full of it. There is nothing for him, no bribes, no griftting...

Are Ivanka, Eric -maybe - Tiffany or Barron attending? Doubt it

Sad!

Trump will either be golfing or bombing.

He's going to say Cuba attacked the wedding.

Too unhealthy to travel

Well, at least the buffet line caterers won’t have to worry about running out of food.

Because it's raining and he can't spend $2M to golf?

Ok, who wants to bet he goes golfing?

No problem playing golf when things are going on, but can’t be bothered to go to his kids wedding. Amazing how he can be wrong about literally everything.

Someone get a photo of doing anywhere other than being at the White House this weekend.