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He’s shit himself again

You know, if I had a bad case of the farts, I would hope that I'd also have the opportunity to stand next to this president. No one will believe it's not him.

Scum pig

He 💩 himself again, oh dear nevermind 🙁😳

The diaper does its duty/doodie. Rubio endures the backside of McDonald's beef and fish and milkshakes in the hope of being a presidential nominee.

SHART!

Grandpa has a case of the winds. Or is it vapors? Either way bet smells like undigested Big Mac.

He shit his pants

What soul?

my god he's vile

It’s actually better than what comes out of his mouth.

Rubio ate it

That be a fart.

Farticus Unerectus.

Was that a wet fart or a death rattle??

Maybe it was one of the two stooges standing behind him, they can't fail because he's the perfect stooge.

you know it smell crazy in there

Anyone who has had babies recognizes the muffled wet fart sound.

Hot Shart moment. Rubio got the full rippio.

I just laughed aloud. Omfg.

Poopy Pants!

Rubio can now cut out the middle man.

Omg 😂😂😂

For the love of everything sacred get this man off the podium.

1 state solution. Let's stop the bullshit. Make zionists accept Judaism and accept their Palestinian brothers as equal. STOP the Apartheid state.

that was so loud rubio jumped out of his size 21 florsheims

Whiney the Poo

I’ll take JD over Trump all day, every day. Vance has zero pull on his constituents, and the maga base will start to collapse on itself.

With him grasping for air I think he has Congestive heart failure along with dementia. Pull the plug on this asshole! How much more can we take?

The shot heard ‘round the world.

Crapping in his pampers

A Frog? Must be that algae green water from the pool he drinks on his Sundowner wanderings growing in his gut... We believe his "stolen election" whine is about trying to extend the presidency to stay in office 4 more yrs.

He can't ever "read the room". G7 isn't for griping.

Rubio ate some of that.

Rubio's face says "AGAIN?"

It's the sound of what's left of his soul leaving his body. And yes it sounds like a fart.

Wet farts.

The #ShartoftheDeal...

Rubio is in for a rude awakening.

That would be an old man farting in his diaper and breathing through his nose to smell it. He’s so gross.

Rubio just got dusted.

It’s a stench so foul that Rubio can taste it 🤢

He made himself a pants burrito

Ughhh, seriously. Disgusting. I can't wait until he's gone 😝

🤣🤣🤣👍🏾

It’s Marcos soul trying to escape Trumps asshole

You can just tell by the look on his face. Marco is going to have to change that diaper. 🤣

He's lying from both ends!

He shat himself.😂

Little Marco got a lung full, shame

Could have been a "cargo fart". (Garrison Keillor - called a cargo fart because they carry a load.)

Farts are funny. Farts are especially funny on the world stage. Speaking of farts, someone in the administration needs to explain to President Jabba The Pedoführer that the stink should come AFTER the fart, not before.

Sounded lumpy

Fat bastard spirit

Yes - I was looking at Marco Rubio behind him and thought the same.

Presumably that's why the butt sniffers were there.

That fart could have negotiated a better MoU.

Rales?

"Crapdusted" 🤣 Thank you from Milton Keynes, Bucks, UK.

"crapdusted" 🤣

His handlers are ALLOWING him to embarrass our Country, because they’re enjoying us being humiliated. Isn’t that obvious? 🤷‍♀️☮️💙💔🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Granpa get off the stage! He's an international embarrassment

Good god, the audio guys are not up to the job. A narrow filter at the brown frequency will eliminate all trouser trumpets no matter the velocity

What time are the Bookies givin' him ?

An *appropriate* noise then.

Wtf 😳😬

Well and what about all those Republicans who were on the same ballot as Trump, and won, was that rigged too?

No, because trump supporters and critical thinking are mutually exclusive.

Gaslighting

You're talking to people who didn't believe in covid, yet somehow think ivermectin is a cure. So the logic you're looking for doesn't exist. Why would you need a cure if you don't think something is valid. Reason is not a valid component of cognitive dissonance.

They swear, "It can't be proved, but we know it intrinsically." No--they actually say that.

The evidence is devious and upstream?

They show up to vote even though the elections are rigged because, get this,... ...THE ELECTIONS ARE NOT RIGGED! 😉

No-Trump supporters are not skilled at critical thinking.💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

Or better yet why don't Democrats control all the levers of power.

Sooooo…when its body goes rogue, its mouth makes noises about the election being rigged. Got it.

Hard swallow by Rubio. 😀

I know, it's somehow funny & invites to make jokes. But seriously: He's simply no longer fit to be president. You can't fart on stage & into the microphone every time you make a public appearance! If his doctors and his family can't convince him to step down, then CONGRESS HAS TO STOP HIM !

He autographed his gusset there

Sick and unwell, in every possible sense.

It's his brains leaking out his ass.

those so called alpha men lying about how the presidents body is failing is the most un-American thing I've ever seen in US politics

He snorted as he farted as he started through the door His bowl over took him and shit there on the floor To the tune of Kaw-Liga

That's definitely gonna itch when it dries, if it ever dries. 🤮🤢

Same thing happened to my dad in his last years.

That happened long ago

He's gasping for air!!!

Don't Lutnick and Rubio have no shame at all?

Doesn’t he always

*richly

LOL

There’s room in his shoes for the overflow.

It's like he's trying to stop his eyes from watering.

That would be a great subtitle for his biography.

2026. Inexplicably, a cruel, ignorant, vulgar octogenerian is again President of USA. The leader of the western world is an obese, very greedy old man - who has to wear a nappy/diaper, and the rest of the world has to pretend to be okay with this dangerous, nightmarish insanity?

You can see him tasting it. I love that for him.

😂

That's smirk definitely said, "Jesus not again." You know he's reconsidering his positioning behind Trump.

Couldn’t have happened to anyone more deserving.

Secretary of Shart