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Lawn mowers? Seriously…..”oh heck yeah!! Trump is bringing back lawn mowers just like he did with shower heads….hes got my vote!!” 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

Beautiful clubs that you dipshits will never be at!

But I got rid of all that. Now you can be the dumbest mf'er on the planet and still be President of the United States.

lol. Wow he’s dumb my battery operated lawnmower is so easy to start and use! I love it!!

He doesn't even know!

What is worse? Senile pedo grandpa lying again? Or the people clapping like retarded seals behind him?

My last experience with a lawn mower did not require a degree, it required an arm like fictional Popeye to yank the 'ripcord'! Once again, he is utterly clueless on how practical things work because he has *never* really worked.

Only 1 person per year is newly qualified to turn on a lawnmower now apparently... Oh well #GardensNotLawns

He is playing to the base that see solar, wind, EVs as cultural genocide for their gas powered trucks, atvs, boats, snowmobiles, filled lives. also electric lawn mowers are easier than gas mowers to start ffs.

Say senile old grandpaw reminiscing about how it “use to be”…..”back in my day”. Shut up and sit down, no one is interested in your dying crankiness.

Donald: Dumber than a lawnmower.

WTF is that moron talking about??

I turn the key or pull the cord.

he could read from the phone book and they'd clap and cheer, because it's a fucking cult

Crowd cheers. These folks will cheer at anything he says. It is literally a cult.

Pfoomph?

I just want my landlord to mow the lawn. But he won't so we had to buy one. He must not have gone to MIT but for whatever reason these community college kids can do it!

🤔 I think you are all stupid so I made lawnmowers easier??

Umm i stand behind mine and push a button. I’m at the Top of my Neighborhood i guess

OATMEAL for BRAINS

I just went to a state university and nowhere near the top of my class, and I can turn on a lawnmower. My Dad showed me when I was 11-12 and started mowing the lawn. I wasn’t even a teen and not at MIT.

I dont understand how people stand there and listen to his craziness. Lawnmoyers are easier to start now than they used to be.

So he’s saved our showers, toilets and lawnmowers. He’s jus’ like Jesus! 🙄

The clapping that he basically said,they are to stupid to use a lawnmower. Now that is just special 😂.

Which is something he has never touched or used!

"You need a kid to turn on a lawnmower and mow your lawn these days you know? But I got rid of all that stuff with measles."

He needs to get out more.

Look at the idiots behind him cheering him on! The rest of the world watches and is get a big laugh at all of you morons.......including Russia!!

You know who can’t start or operate a lawnmower? The imbecile speaking! This is among the countless things he’s incapable of doing.

Republican campaigns getting hijacked by this asshole. They deserve it.

Che se ne fa di tutto quel QI se non sa usare un tosaerba?

What the actual fuck is this man on about?

All you have to do is fucking pull a string to turn on a lawn mower. It is not that fucking hard. Even a 10-year-old can do it. TF is this idiot talking about?

Last year's drivel. www.indy100.com/politics/tru...

I’m trying to envision him trying to pull the cord to start a gas powered lawnmower.

🤮

Me is a real MIT genius if he can start a lawnmower an cut a lot of grass

Why are they applauding.

What exactly did he get rid of, push-button start?

Oh thank the gods

President Pedo has never pushed a lawnmower in his life.

Is he mailing lawnmowers to everyone with the $5000 checks? YOU get a lawnmower and YOU get a lawnmower (wild applause from the High IQ section)

Look at these morons clapping. Good Christ.

Trump unerringly hones in on the weightiest matters of moment.

Yeah my electric mower is really hard to start. You have to press this big green button that says “Start”

Lawnmower reform?

They literally made it much simpler, you just push a button, and he's like 'NAH FUCK THAT YOU NEED TO FLIP THE CHOKE AND PULL THE KNOB AND YANK THE CORD AND THEN PUSH IN THE CHOKE AGAIN VROOOM!!!"

Extend the handle, hold the safety bar, push the start button. Dude's telling on himself for not being able to start an electric mower.

Being outsmarted by a lawnmower.

He doesn’t know!

When will it end?

Lawnmowers: How do they work?

Everything's computer (except lawnmower)

Ah a lead in to his uncle at MIT who taught the Unibomber and genes and Trump's IQ. Not everyone could get there from a lawnmower.

Thank you President Trump for…bringing back the worst part about starting a lawn mower I guess?

Oh definitely. Before Trump I trimmed my lawn with tweezers, but thanks to Trump I can now buy this thing called a ‘lawn mower.’ All Praise Dear Leader!

So are his enablers seated behind him. A bunch of sociopathic dipshits

What the actual hell?

Celebrate stupidity, vote MAGA.

THIS is the president of America. THIS is the commander in chief of the most powerful military in the world THIS old man has the nuclear codes THIS is a buffoon

His followers are thrilled they can finally "turn on" lawnmowers. 🤔 They've been blowing their earnings hiring MIT grads to mow their lawns for decades. 🚜

I sincerely mean this - He really is out of his mind and this is the man with the nuclear codes.

Can I tell ya again about my uncle?

What a fucking embarrassment, and an idiot

I graduated from a top engineering school (the "MIT of the South"). I guarantee that low IQ idiot Donald Trump wouldn't have made it even halfway through the first quarter at that school.

Went to a public university (Ski U Mah!). Not top of class. Can definitely operate a lawnmower.

🤦🏻‍♂️

Lookit these inbred morons clapping. LMAO.

Is this how bad the economy is, where a MIT grad is cutting grass?

Weird. I pull a cord to “turn on” my lawnmower…

I guess it’s possible that we’re not trapped in a cartoon, but I mostly think we are.

Tell me that you can't work a lawnmower without...

This has truly won the Internet for me. Well done! 😂😂😂

So you didn’t inherit the MIT lawnmower knowledge from your uncle?

That’s right, pretend I’m a lawn mower or a wood chipper? Pretending is so much fun! Romper Room and Jim Jones did it best!

I doubt Trump has ever touched a lawnmower.

Fucking fascist felon imbecile

Yes, that single button on the electric mower is very confusing to a simpleton...

You can either be magma cum laude at MIT or you can hire the neighbor kid

elön mûsk How will they reconcile an outrageous outcome

Huh?

Sir thank you sir now even my moronic MAGA neighbors can mow their lawn without a MIT degree!

What does MIT have to do with lawn mowers?

Thank god this issue kept me up at night with worry.

He's calling his supporters too stupid to work a lawnmower, and they're happy about it

It's literally push a button...

This one is nuts and I know that.

i guess at least this is a new subject kudos to him on thinking of something different lol

I guarantee you this dipshit has never even started a lawnmower, let alone actually cut grass.

Super Intelligence.

This man is objectively insane at this point. Insane or so mentally diminished he's incompetent, or (likely) both. THis is embarrassing and dangerous.

Interesting, we’re deporting a lot of people who qualify as top of MIT class

Jeesh, my electric lawnmower is smarter than him.

More terrifying is the clapping audience who have no functional brains of their own.

Look, I get some folks are wealthy and privileged, but this dip$shit has never used a lawnmower in his life, so why would he even talk about it? It's so boring, and even more stupid than the last dribble surmised from his dilapidated brain. *Sigh.

“Got rid of all that stuff” on the one hand, but AI on the other hand

Uh… with an electric mower, you need to push a button. So complicated 🙄

Yes, how cults work. Has to be solved within your communities… outside world can’t help with that.

Like that the kid has oversized shoes that Trump probably made him wear.

Came looking for this.

Valedictorian at Penn.

I literally put the battery in, press the safety button, then pull the lever. Where's my MIT diploma?

Why are they clapping??? Do they get extra cash for it or are they just this stupid? Maybe both.

Maga: Every. Fucking. Time.

Don’t call him that. He doesn’t deserve it. I’ve rewritten the statement for you. Asshole McFuckface Traitor the 4th, we want healthcare, a functioning Democracy, peace and affordability. Lawnmowers, not on the list.

Make the world dumber I did mate!!!

In his defense, maga isn’t smart enough to know how to start a lawnmower.

Says the guy who’s never used a lawnmower.

Trump is babbling about MIT because his uncle taught there, a fact which he takes as vicarious proof of his own genius. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_G....

Morons cheering

I can’t decide who the biggest fool is, Trump, or the fools who clapped for that nonsensical gibberish he just spewed.