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TAKE A LOOK AT BANNER, DONALD!

It’s what makes him calling others stupid extra infuriating. It is *beyond clear* that Donald Trump is literally - not hyperbolically, but actually literally - the stupidest fuck currently on the planet and quite likely to ever have existed on this planet. The most obviously stupid motherfucker.

Feels like

666 5th ave

"White supremacy" & he's really just an albino maggot.

This asshole makes W seem like FDR

Leonardo da Vinci by comparison.

Bush had terrible judgment but he was only medium stupid. He had a studied folksiness that made him a really good campaigner. The Democrats mistook that for major stupidity when in fact, medium

He’s going to start explaining what the opposite of a waterfall is.

did you know the reflecting pool has more water in it than the biggest roller coaster in the world

The oak in my yard is taller than my neighbor’s driveway. My bicycle is longer than their son.

It goes east to west SMART GUY

tour guides screaming their eyes bloody to be heard above thGSHHHHHHHBHHHHBBBB

reflecting waterfall but it's a giant piss colored metallic T

yeah but the buildings don't go out like the pool does the pool goes way out so what now

It’s a bit bizarre Using his fucked up metric - you know what’s also bigger than a skyscraper? A lake. Most lakes I would guess? And oh boy, you’re gonna shit your pants when you see the sea! Seas are waaaay bigger! It’s not even close!

Sure but the REFLECTIONS do kind of almost if you're laying down.

The sheer stupidity of that poster just hurts my brain. It might as well say, "our bananas have more potassium than pennies are purple."

i am taller than all my neighbour's doormats

Nobody tell him we have roads longer than skyscrapers too

...yet!

But... if it did...!

Lol yeah those were fun ones. Especially the "This Country " one about who would be voted for. 🤣🤣🤣

The trajectory they've been on, imagine the NEXT one.

Remember when W confused the meaning of dissemble with disassemble? So fun.

dirtier than the ganges during covid

Guys is it zen to brag about the girth of your reflecting pool?

Seeing this news while high and it this point all I can think is “it’s what we deserve”

It is widely acknowledged Trump is functionally illiterate. Even in his first term, briefers learned to use bullet points, charts, and mention his name frequently so he'd continue to pay attention (shorturl.at/b484c). In this term, he's barely had briefings at all (www.politico.com/news/2025/05...).

His first term the security briefing came on those diner placemats they give kids along with crayons for him to find "trump" in the word search. It's devolved from there.

The press: it’s 12d chess Trump: building big

"Our Pool" lol

No one's even certain he knows it isn't a swimming pool.

IT BIG. ME LIKE WHEN THING BIG. PEOPLE SAY I HAVE *MOST BIG*

It's hard to be that stupid, and that evil at the same time

Imagine if Forrest Gump fell outta there he would splattered like a pancake

Remember how after 9/11, this mf bragged that he had the tallest building in Manhattan since the Towers fell? And as fucked up as that was, it also wasn’t even true. Should’ve been the end of him, right there - right then.

funny hearing him be so happy about this meanwhile I’m just thinking that yes, it would be much easier to make a flat pool very tall if measured lengthwise compared to a building because buildings can only be so tall unless you want a decent shot it implodes on a random Tuesday and kills everyone

He’s been in construction all his life and doesn’t understand that digging across is less impressive than building up. Something an Australopithecine would understand.

I love ballroom. That’s why I switched from briefs to boxers. Wait…. What are we talking about?

If the skyscraper architects were smart, they would have designed them horizontally. Seems much easier.