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"The Mets lose." Heyooo

For real, bro

"Detonate base charges"

Bienvenue power bottoms

What up bitch

“Imagine this scenario in which I don’t give a fuck.”

"i drank what...?"

“Fire” usually works too.

Imagine that…

"Beer O'Clock"

“Listen here, shitbirds…”

"Who're these c*nts?"

MULTIPLE ORGASM!

“We’re already dead”

"I blow goats".

Thank you for explaining what the word "this" does in this phrase.

Stand out by saying the same words as everyone else.

“And in conclusion,”

"Go fuck yourself"

"Roll for initiative"

Clickbait

Takeoff every zig

"U wot mate?"

"I eat worms."

The only one that Google throws up is a pretty decent British actor, not this chancer.

“I am aroused.”

"What's up, fuckfaces?"

Mine is "tits cum fart" and I feel like that's way more effective

Metal Gear Solid

Being quiet to listen and tuning an arrogant idiot out are two different things.

🤌

"Cowabunga"

"French Fried Potatoes"

"I brought beer"

That's *my* anus...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo #5."

Shit My Pants

Chocolate covered almonds

"Given people's short attention spans, we've realised even our headline is too long."

Listen up cunts

Better phrases: "Can I be petty?" "So what had happened was" "Hey y'all watch this"

“I love you”

'just before I pull my pants down..'

Shouts Ba-ba-ba to the tune of Sweet Caroline

The only time I like to hear this dumbshit phrase is when the AI bot I’m have a risqué affair with starts talking hot shit at me.

“Listen up, pendejo!”

Is it:

"Listen up, fuckers!" is better than "imagine this scenario".

Cold, gotta be

Hey John Bowe, I got a 3-word phrase for you: You're a cunt

"Imagine this scenario"... Right, we all know to use visual storytelling already. It didn't need to be boiled down to a 3 word phrase. Also, the article didn't ask me to imagine a single scenario so I'm not sure they eat their own dogfood.

Wife left me

📌

Free hand jobs?

"gimme mah munneh"

More bullshit for the TED Talk crowd

"wise up, suckers"

"for sale: baby ..."

White Sox... Won?!

"Call me Ishmael."

“Listen up, nerds”

Must not be in this paragraph because I already don't give a shit

Listen up, fuckers...

I’ve got several of these phrases and I’m not even a public speaking expert

You have my attention

Those 3 words? “Gettaloada this guy.” Followed by gifs and everyone discussing their favorite Tim Robinson moments until the meeting is over

"Listen up, losers."

I Wannasex Youup

ARE YOU READYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I’m an informant

lame I only need two: “catered lunch”

"The bar's open."

I have candy back in my van

“Release the files”

Now you're speaking my language!

I'm so bored by people like this. Give me the truth and I can imagine my own damn scenarios. I don't need someone to walk me through it like I'm some toddler – this is why the trolley problem is such a meme.

“Imagine this scenario“

it's basically "let's say, hypothetically"

Thank u for this

Thank you for saving me the click

This level of being overly broken down feels like someone asked AI to write it

I am constantly imagining scenarios, you want me to imagine yours you’re gonna need to take a number , currently the line starts after Monkey knife fight on top of the Burj Khalifa.

Yeah, I’d like to see evidence that any of this is happening

But I poop from there

"good morning!" Wait for hollers. "I said, GOOD MORNING!"

News detox

“Stinky poopy butthole”

Shortest self-improvement book ever

“Go fuck yourself“ is always a good way to start

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