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"Particularly Christianity" what else

While acting 180 degrees from the teachings of Christ.

Oh I hope he reads from Two Corthinians. It's my favorite.

…continues to Integrate..what now? You mean to say that in a spiteful silly reaction to Pope Leo, the most popular man in the world…trumps going to attempt to read.

From two Corinthians?

He is going to disagree with it and call it fake news.

Will Hegseth give him passages?

I'm surprised he doesn't catch fire.

Playing all the hits!

“And now a reading from my favorite Bible passage, 2 Corinthians. Did I tell you about the rich Corinthian leather that we’re going to have in the ballroom? Yup, all the chairs, Corinthian leather for your butt. Well not your butts, only the wealthy butts that give me money. But you get the idea.”

Bible thumpers don't care. As long as he terrorizes minorities, they'll let it slide. Most of them know fuck all about bible anyway.

By particularly you mean specifically... Just do better. Stop trying to play the middle.

Your country is fucked

Breaking News: President Trump to publicly beat a sword into a plowshare.

Trump reading the Bible. First time for everything.

🚨Please - Photo Ops can't be a news article. What's the #NewsValue❓🤔

@cnn.com Y'all have to stop playing around with ambiguity regarding the affairs of this administration. It's disgraceful. The word "particularly" is unnecessary at best, misleading at worst.

Trump reading Bible passage:

Trump reading Bible passage:

Can’t wait to hear him try to pronounce Malachi.

Trump agreed because he read public as pubic.

You know he’s no Christian, I know he’s no Christian, & he knows he’s no Christian. It’s blindingly obvious that he’s as far from a Christian as all other war criminals & sex offenders, but nobody, especially not the media, the Democrats, nor any decent Republicans (oxymoron?!) will say it out loud.

This should be amusing. He can neither read nor pronounce multi-syllable words.

Just a reminder, the Bible is a collection of fairy tales.

I hope the antichrist reads about the time Jesus transformed bullets to crude oil, and then how he fed the multitudes with loaves and fishes, not snap benefits, and then how the sick were miraculously cured so they didn’t need healthcare plans. And I hope someone helps him with the big words.

Is he going to have it right side up this time? Also, how is the illiterate Trump going to read?

How? He can’t read.

There's a first time for everything (Trump reading a book)

Honestly, if this is aired live, I’d be tempted to watch, to see—if there really is a god—him being smited by a strike of lightening and left a smoking heap of ashes. #ImpeachTrump #NoFascistUSA

A lot of people are telling me, big manly men, with members like stallions and emissions like donkeys, they come up to me and say Mr Trump have you heard about the begats? They're begatting the cats, they're begatting the dogs

Is he asleep???

Particularly or peculiarly?

Leaving aside the accuracy of his understanding of Christianity, literally every other faith tradition is anathema to at least half his administration.

Make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

Religious fanatics of any kind should not rule a country, imho. Chances are they make important decisions based fairy-tales rather than facts and science.

"Particularly" Christianity is a noteworthy choice, when it's clearly "specifically".

May I suggest John 11:35-“Jesus wept”.

Donald Trump will offer a reading from the Book of Sheldon Lettich, "Here's the deal: this is the biggest Kumite ever. We got fighters from all over. We even got a guy from goddam Greenland!""

Surely he’ll just instantly burst into flames the second he starts talking

Christianity? CNN is as disrespectful of Christianity as the GOP.

I can’t wait to see him read the bible for the first time

Are they giving him a phonetic bible to read from?

Alternative programming: Public reading of deposition of Trump child rape victim Katie Johnson.

Pick a verse with difficult words.

Oh this is gonna be fun

The Antichrist wants to read Gods word. Terrible. The End is near.

Who wants to place bets on how many times he falls asleep?

You could put 50 Shades in front of him to read and he wouldn't know the difference. Yet he's gonna sell a bunch of Bibles to the common clay.

Tabarnac

A disgusting performance to continue to remove the boundaries put into place for a reason. The Founders would be so sad to see what we’ve allowed to happen.

You might mention that this is highly unconstitutional.

How about this one? Judas went and hanged himself. Matthew 27:5

Can he still read?

I bet he wouldn't finish a single page before going on a rant of somekinh. Bonus points if it's a new blasphemy

Religious hypocrites, the worst…

and now for my sermon of the day : peace be with you through all your days....and also with you

Then he said to them, ‘Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; life does not consist in an abundance of possessions.'” – Luke 12:15

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.” – Mark 10:25

No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.” – Matthew 6:24

Ecclesiastes 5:10: "Whoever loves money never has enough; whoever loves wealth is never satisfied with their income. This too is meaningless."

He might just burst into flame, and if not, whatever verse he reads, he will make it all about himself.

These cult people are not Christian. They are all for profit cult organizations. It’s all about power and $$$

After telling the pope to stay out of politics……

This will probably be a disaster. He doesn't read very well.

No he won’t. He can’t read. He’ll just sit there with his eyes closed!

Is it going to include more quotes from Pulp Fiction? These people have nothing to do with and despise the bulk of Christianity get a better headline.

It. Is. Not. Christianity. It is Christian Nationalism.

Mmmhhh….

Take your religion out of my life -- including my uterus -- you pompous, pretend-pious fools! Let the lightning bolts rain down!🌩️ #SeparateChurchAndState

Will it be a real Bible passage or another fake one?

Conman working his crowd.

Wait, he can read ?

They better choose a short passage that doesn’t have many difficult-to-read words. Ask the SNL cast about Trump’s inability to read the cue cards.

As sirs with teary eyes gather round and put their hands on his shoulders.

He has NO EFFECT NEAR POPE! While pumping up SATANIC FEATURES LIKE HATE SPEECH, RACISM, XENOPHOBIA&POLARISATIONS, mandating a specific TWISTED religion on a multi-religioned country betraying 'LAICISM' BASIS OF IT'S FOUNDING just proves Mr.President has 'no qualifications' to be a President for USA!

Who are the dummies who believe his BS???

The people who believe this horseshit are so fucking stupid. They make me embarrassed to be human. The make me question my lifelong "eugenics is bad" stance. Garbage people with garbage beliefs, licking the toe fungus feet of their garbage president.

Oh this should go over well…

He can read?

“particularly Christianity”? CNN do you even hear yourself??😂

THIS PEDO, RAPIST, CONVICTED FELON GOING TO READ THE BIBLE.???

Maybe the bible will spontaneously combust in his little paws

its fake, he's fake and Im not even a christian.

They should make him read Psalm 37.

What a phoney.

Will this one also be from Pulp Fiction?

Narrator: "Krasnov will read his favourite quote: "Let the little children come to me, do not hinder them...""

Or is it to come back from this fiasco?

Thanks for the Trump propaganda. Will he also be reading from Pulp Fiction?

Too little too late

One verse? What’s the over/under on how many words he’ll mispronounce?

didn’t he join the chabad lubavitch cult in 2017?

For "particularly Christianity" substitute "only Christian Nationalism" and you'll brush up against the truth. Quit pussyfooting.

This is the activity of a demon 😈

Come for the Trump Bible read, stay for the Spontaneous Combustion that follows.

This will be unintentionally hilarious

Lol. All they're integrating is the same scam that televangelists have been pulling on ignorant people for decades. Someone could doctor things up, just like whoever did Pete Hegseth's speech, and none of them in that crowd would ever notice the difference.

Will Trump spontaneously erupt into flames?

No doubt staff brought in a biblical expert to copy one to a blank page in a large font for him to rehearse and read to the camera. </sarcasm> BTW, I send 3 PICS of a woman pretending to be an ordinary person, playing 'downed pilot', 'doordash grandma' and a 'testifier' here. Did you see em?

His PR team spinning from ‘attacking the Pope’ earlier in the week.

He can read?

He's not "feuding" with the pope any more than I'm "feuding" with my dog when he pees in the house. He's a toddler lashing out.

Blasphemy.

Perhaps one of his staff will turn the Bible right side up for him before he attempts to read from it - probably for the first time.

Presumably from Two Corinthians.

Doesn't matter. His voters don't understand it either.

The best way to prove to MAGA that you’re not the Antichrist is to read Bible passages in public

I want to watch this just to see him shit talk the bible the second he comes across the old fashioned wording & can’t read it. “What’s a ‘thou’? Who wrote this? This is a made up word. I can write this better.”

If god was real. Something would happen right at that moment.

There is something poetic about the least Christian man in American history performatively imposing Christianity on America. Revealing about what American Christianity is all about

Can’t trust CNN to do the right thing.

If you showed this to anyone in the 1980s they would laugh and assume it was a gag from a zany new Back to the Future sequel.

I think you meant, *only* Christianity - and particularly, the white supremacist version of Christianity, right? But we understand CNN cannot be *too* truthful, or it’ll lose that coveted access

Make it stop

Jesus would not support his warmongering and other shenanigans.

I've heard that donald will prove he's jesus by undergoing a crucifixion on live TV, or maybe I dreamed... well, regardless, I'll be hoping

How about one he can manage? “Jesus wept.”

I am betting these idiots read from old testament to show how "Christian" they are.

He is a creep and this obsession is idiotic.

One of the evilest man on the planet is doing a Bible reading if there is any karma in the world he would be struck by lightning as soon as he touched the bible To act like this racist pedo has faith is pathetic #SeparationOfChurchAndState

Hey @CNN: Integrating any religion into official business violates The Constitution.

How the heck is this news? Although I am oddly keen on knowing (1) what verse (just one?) of the 31,102 in the Protestant Bible will he read and (2) what translation of the Bible will they choose? Let's be clear here. It's not Christianity broadly they are pushing. It's evangelical Protestantism.