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>< Oh I can so see that happening! lol

That’s order 444

He has to wok for his money

That's tso crazy

Omg, i choked on my damn coffee for this... and im still pictureing it....

Chinese isn't a language, it'd be Mandarin or Cantonese

Shecky!!!

We have a place near us that uses that as a motto. (The dim sum thing, not the “poison this man” thing)

Don’t worry about it. Things don’t always translate well in text

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The waiter and those involved proceeded to 'lose some,' due to them having 'dim sum', and that's all the information I have for now. Thank you.

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when you say to a Chinese waiter'' I'm not very hungry, so Instead on wonton of soup, I'll have half a ton'' it doesn't bring a smile to their faces as you might think.

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Learn Chinese with jessie needs to see this .

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Can you blame him? Why should he stand for such wanton racism

"Go on then, sui mai ..."

Came in to say this. Shortly after the villain delivers the joke, Jet Li wipes up the walls with his sorry a$$.

It’s the only way to be sure.

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I love dim sum

So wise

Gonna get some, dim sum !!

Patrons: can we get in on poisoning him?

Hold On, I'm Summing

This makes me think of disrespectful assholes who go to a Chinese tattoo artist wanting a Chinese quote, and end up with a message they didn't ask for. 🤣

That seems perfectly reasonable 🙂

Dim sum good dumplings, though

I am here once again asking Bluesky to have a 'this made me cackle' button

So Wong.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvPH...

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"You want saw finger on your Chips"

billy how did you mute your own account

“Dim” in Welsh means “not” or “no” so in Welsh you just have no sum. Perhaps not coincidentally, I have never seen dim sum in Wales. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Came here for the comments; was not disappointed!

youtu.be/H-uEx_hEXAM?...

Come to the Midwest. We have Dr pepper

If you're in a Japanese restaurant, the urge to make this joke gyoza away

other waiter: i'll give him the monosodium guillotine

Hahaha 😂

Another diner: "He had no 𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟 to handle it." Waiter: "Guess he couldn’t 𝑤𝑟𝑎𝑝 his head around it." Me: [dramatic gasp] "I 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑝-pose I had it coming." [dies again].

Goddammit.

i wish i got this

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Omg haha the interactive element made it that much more fun 🤩 like opening a Kinder Surprise egg! In all seriousness yes that did give me a rush of endorphins.

Literature demands that - you dim some, you brighten some.

Great to see you here! Loved your twitter stuff. Is your buddy Bucky here too? I loved watching you two make Each other laugh.

Maybe the waiter said hoisin this man

0h my Great!

Lol

The dog man don't, but the Katmandu

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“Mr. Burton!”

This is exactly how my GF reacts to my bad jokes

For some reason my mind went to “the restaurant isn’t Chinese” and I’m just imaging some Outback Steakhouse with the servers in full Aussie accents, one turns the to other and just says “底部文字” in perfect Chinese, with accent.

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"Egg roll over easy" - noted wit Archie Bunker

I laughed, I seldom laugh at jokes but this was good

i’m chinese and i approve this joke 🙏🏼

😂😂 a bit stronger than "bu hao yisi" I reckon

You just know they keep a special stock of puffer fish cuts for just such an occasion.

the fortune cookie is the antidote, given only when you are not a rude customer

Pfft, dim mean is just average.

Sum dimfference 🤷

A++

I’m with the waiter

Sounds like you have dim-entia. Crazy for them.

And here I am thinking, dim sum nice dumplings you got there.

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You expect me to swallow this tripe! I told you we were having dim sum.

LMAO!

dan, surprisingly, this one is good, nice job, you’re still not welcome at sunday dinner though - xoxo, sincerely, aunt mary

the waiter part of this joke is like when boomers tell a joke about a husband being snarky to his wife and then end it with “his memorial service is wednesday at 6pm”

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Holy cringey dad-joke, Batman! This sounds exactly like the kind of stuff my father, rest his spirit, used to say to servers, that made me want the earth to open up and swallow me. 😂

chinese drone incoming

Well deserved.

reminds me of a story from 10 years ago, i was at fairly fancy chinese restaurant for lunch (rockville, md), alone, plugged my laptop in to the socket below the table, proceeded to work; then harassed by owner for stealing electricity, then said owner pissed in my soup with big smile, true story

Dúhài zhège rén

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Hee hee

Reminds me of a time when I went to a Chinese restaurant & I heard the servers making fun of us in Mandarin, not realizing that I understood what they were saying. Had a loud conversation at our table on "Did I just hear what I think I did?" and it didn't happen again.

That Sum ain't so dim...

Run!

Anthony Anderson, in the movie Romeo Must Die: "You win some, and Dim Sum, you lose."