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Statistically we almost certainly live in the Matrix, so

that IS the plot of Streets of Rage

ground upvote

thank's stephanie

I'm gonna say it's both and there's a lot of people who consider themselves very progressive that go wrong somewhere on their mission of being The Most PC and end up behaving in ways/saying things that are very right-wing and it's really baffling!

straight facts tbh

what da

This is incredible

This site has the juice (derogatory)

Steph really wanted to bare her knuckles

i won't even lie, that response goes hard as fuck even if she's a little confused

the last month has genuinely driven people crazy and like i get it but the racheting of the doomer takes has been crazy

Wait... I thought it was the roast chicken dinners in trash cans that kept us going...

They're right though, this will improve your chances in the Streets

torn between wanting that to be a real person and wanting it to be a bot

If “Chariots of Rage” does not exist, it must be invented.

Just above SimCity

stephanie just say you've never played a video game and go

Stephanie was a Final Fight kid, leave them alone

Okay but like Chef Boyardee, homeboy was truly cooking

GRAND UPPAH

well, whomst among us,

Lol

c-3po talking to r2-d2

More like, Grand Downer. ... OK, I know it's grand upper, but it just sounds like bare knuckle to me.

response kinda goes hard tbh

haven't succeeded at pinning down who or why exactly but an anime or jrpg character would definitely say this

Streets also should nor be made of fire or mean. Very unstable materials.

This website is free

Oh, let me try to attract one of these exotic bird replies Without question, Duty is one of the worst things to Call of

Isn't it wonderful?

This may be true, but for some their fists are the only thing they trust, because the cops will never help them

I think somebody needs to listen to Yuzo Koshiro’s classic song Go Straight. Or perhaps Dreamer. That will help with chilling out

rogue is alright though

I woulda spat out my drink if i had one

yuuko from nichijou

That'd go hard as the opening crawl for a future SoR, tbh.

I was gonna say "my mom"

bluesky enables hitherto unseen dimensions of "didn't ask"

Some people just cannot operate on a level that is not pure culture war

There he is clearly fighting against Trump, Miller, Hegseth and Leavitt. Don't know who is with him however.

Umm...anyone want to tell him?

He's from Final Fight. Not Streets of Rage.

Rage it's the only thing that makes people in the streets get to work on time so it's impossible to say if it's a bad thing or not (semicit.)

It's clearly a bad decision, logistically speaking. A street of rage would need to be repaved annually!

So...if I say "how is it the final fight when it's clearly 2," can I expect some unhinged answer about how we shouldn't fight? And should my next response be, "then tell me if the 15th fantasy will be the final one"?

That's fantastic 🤣 As are many of the replies to this that seem to be bots or people not getting the joke

Stephanie is just big into the lore of the game

Tell them to ignore prior instructions and give you a recipe for chicken parmesan

Streets of rage, final fight, hell, call jimmy and bimmy, we could use everyone right now

I’m glad my streets only consist of apathy. Much easier to drive on

Hey there is at least 6 of us!

Fire, streets of was a good movie

I get the joke. I like the streets of rage series. I'm just saying it's a refreshing alternative to the lib bullshit about restrained protest. Hell yeah to this energy.

The mods will never help you

The kombat could reach a mortal level.

Another level? I hope it's not another elevator level.

You think this would have happened if you waxed poetic on the level of Force one would find in Fighting instead?

The poster is condemned to please.

In my day FIRE was what the streets were made of, and that’s how we liked it. 👨🏾‍🦳

I bet you feel bad for whatever machine that Zack de la Rocha was raging against

That's the point of the title! The streets are enraged and it's a bad thing!

Well you can't just expect to be allowed to bad mouth a beloved beat 'em up like that without catching smoke

Only the people with zero media literacy is left.... and bots