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Reporting in. 1220am. January 1st 2026. Seems ok so far!

Funny, I’m still here after at least 6 COVID shots

Still 6ft up, not 6ft under.

Okay….aside from the “vaccines kill” conspiracy….. That 2nd sentence is a doozy. We tried to kill 95% of the population in 1994 in accordance with a UN agenda 27 years in the future, in 2021? Dafuq does that even mean? Musta dropped acid….🤷🏻‍♀️

crap!!!! Half an hour left?! Tell my parents I did take the station wagon on a beer run. The shoulder tap was sucssesful, but he was distracting while his friend drove off.

Sounds like a conspiracy theory goulash. Or like the potato chip commercial -- can't eat just one.

Well, I don’t seem to be dead quite yet. Does that mean I’m mostly dead? Happy New Year!

Happy New Year and I’m Still Alive!! 🎈🥳🎉🎆♥️💙🎉🥳🍾🙏💙🇺🇸

I must be a ghost 👻 writer then

Happy New Year to You! Looking forward to epic broad daylight 'I'd like to see Fox News Spin This' displays of dementia from Trump in 2026! I vote for sticking his hand into his diaper! EXTRA Covid facts: each time you get COVID your IQ reduces by 2% & Masking in 2020 eliminated 1 strain of flu'!

Thx for this information.

TY !😁

*How

New Year's Day PSA : Do not engage in Territorial Treaty Negotiations with the Emergent Life Forms in your kitchen sink.

Wow, this person doesn’t know the difference between “lead” and “led,” either 🙄

What happened?

🤣😆🤣😆💙🤣😆🤣😆

I love it when I defy the expectations of idiots.

And yet. Here I am.

I don't wish for anyone's death--not even his--but wouldn't it have been the ultimate irony if this fake doctor had been stricken dead one second to midnight (local time)?

That is scary AF!

Do we have any real proof that HE'S still alive; or is his carcass being controlled by Right Wing parasites? 🤷‍♂️

Still here.

Meanwhile Musk Yarvin Thiel Vought and Leo are literally trying to fulfill her fever dream. 🤦‍♀️

Hahahahha. Happy New Year. :)

2026!

Happy New Year! I’m still here!

Every time I think I've found some of the same stuff Jane has been smoking it turns out, 2 hits and I fall asleep. I want my money back if this year turns out the same!

Still here. even though they were predicting we'd be long dead by now. lol

Think I must have done something wrong here because I’m not sure I’m actually dead, could be wrong but I assumed being dead would be a lot less involved.

News to me.....

Who even is this? Seriously people think they are important.

Hahaha 😂😂😂 pedo.... Culprits..

Got my 4th about a month ago! I guess I’m dead 😵

I am dead can someone report back if that post aged well or not.

Happy New Year MSW

Excellent! I suspected that I’d be more blissful without the news, so thanks for the confirmation!

Stop. You’re killing me.

I didn’t die! Happy New Year everyone. 😂

Promises, promises

From what I can tell I'm still alive.

I have Autism, jock itch, a raging hangover AND I’m dead. Thanks Anthony Fauci!

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

This didn’t age well

Typo… she meant 2026.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljIQ...

I am a ghost!

I'm still standing!

I’m guessing her fortune cookie was a dud that year.

would explain the hell we're living in

The afterworld seems exactly like the one I left. Happy New Year, Alison!

That aged like milk left in the hot Summer Sun. Happy New Year to you,my favorite media personality. Thank you for your tireless efforts

I have lost count of the number of CV19 vaccinations I have had. 9 maybe? 3 in 2020, 2 in 2021, 1 each in the 4 years since. I should have died years ago!

Wow. Are we the Walking Dead?

It's already 2026 in Australia and I *checks pulse* MADE IT!!

She’s right. Just before midnight, I had a heart attack and died!

Oh shit, I forgot to die

Present!!👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 how can we tell her we survived???🙄🤣😂🤣😂🤦‍♀️

Failed at science AND grammar. Impressive. 😒

I aintn’t dead yet.

Glad to not even know who the hell that person is.

I’m vaccinated, still alive and still hating these moronic people into the gd ground

Sh!t! I hate it when Jane is wrong.

You all laugh at her, but I'm pretty sure we did die in 2024 and are currently in hell.

So I'm glad that I'm still alive despite my many Covid and flu vaccinations! - Or maybe that's exactly why I'm still alive? 🤣 Happy New Year! 🥂🍾

They keep teasing me with a good time, and then I am let down

😂🤣😂

Why am I still here?😂

Avoid Jane's twitter account like the plague - it filled to the brim with holocaust/shoah denial and all matter of nastiness.

WTF is Jane Orrick, besides just a dumbo? 🤷

I woke up this morning! Astonishing!!!

Ah well…I suppose I had better get my weary a$$ out of bed. Can’t believe that they got the date wrong.

😅 made it!

Is this like the missed Rapture again?

I can't believe I'm still here! I think I'll celebrate by getting ANOTHER Covid 19 shot! That'll make an even 8!

"Two tears in a bucket, mother fuck it." - The Lady Chablis (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil 1997)

I kniw sometimes it’s really hard to tell, but I’m… www.youtube.com/watch?v=8--j...

Am I dead yet? Late for everything, as usual.

My time zone is GMT, so it’s definitely 2026. I’ve had half a dozen Covid jabs and I’m still around, though my phone does occasionally pick up 5G👍

If ignorance is bliss, MAGA is nirvana.

Radical left scum and COVID vaccine trial participant still upright in 2026 right here. 😁

MAGA is a faith-cult of weirdos!

I must be suicidal since I have gotten 6 covid shots by now. Good luck everybody

Hello Same Cruel World.

Yeah, who knew that being dead would feel exactly the same as being alive?

Same 😄

Awkward

Maybe they gave me a placebo? Definitely still here

There’s also this peppy fellow. It took me a minute to realize he happens to be on the orthopedic floor and everyone has them, not just the hospice patients.

🤗🫶🏻

Update: Uncle Werner is still earthside with us. My brother & I are back for another night shift. He’s no longer speaking but eyes open occasionally. Here’s a photo of him from last summer when we helped him move into an independent living facility. Damn good for 90!

May he have gentle days, sweet thoughts & loving surroundings. & you, too.

Well so alive with mom who is also very much alive.

They allow people in locked wards to use computers?

That means the 🍊💩 stain is finally phucked!… 🍾👍🎉

The real question is, does this quack still have a medical license? And if so, WHY??

I'm still here!

Another anti-vax lunatic I asked my vaccine provider nurse if she knew that GEORGE WASHINGTON made his troops get vaxxed at Valley Forge, which led to quite a conversation She had never heard of this, & neither have the #MAGA nutcases who follow Brain Worm RFK or his idiot side kick Dr OZ

I must have died & gone to hell because he’s still here

And yet I’m still alive