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Democrats have circular firing squads, Republicans have circular circle-jerks.

All he has to do is not fk it up between now and this time next year... what's the odds?

Christ, what an asshole

Mike Lee is the Ted Cruz of any gathering not including Ted Cruz.

Thiessen has written for WaPo for something like 15 years.

Not great!!!

Trump is ineligible due to his murders, rapes and 34 felony convictions.

Wait; I’m a little drunk. Did he just say it outright?

I’ve been holding on to my Post subscription. I keep making excuses for myself like “they still do some decent reporting” and “I like the Capital Weather Gang.” Well I’m done. I’m calling tomorrow to cancel.

Is the goal to have readers who read just to get angry?

There is no peace deal.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, we know

still trying to figure out how a President who has literally declared war on multiple states for no real reasons at all, and created a secret police with ICE could in any way be considered for a Peace prize????

Talk about stating the obvious.

Marc Thiessen must love the taste of Trump's taint.

And there you have it. Democracy has died.

Garbage human, garbage writer, garbage paper.

It does. Done.

I don’t care if they’re ‘outliers’ or part of a pack. If they’re promoting the idea that the man who incited armed insurrection, funded genocide, and has set his military against his own citizens deserves a Peace Prize, they are completely unserious people and should never be given a platform.

When Bezos forced himself into the opinion page last year I very loudly told everyone at WaPo that if they stayed there they were complicit. I got a lot of flack for attacking writers. But I was right, and I standd by every word. Ethical writers had a duty to leave.

Don't give him actual gold, or even spray painted gold; make the medallion out of pyrite.

Oh how I miss my weekly responses to Thiessen's drivel - no longer possible since I cancelled my subscription: "As always, Thiessen - Satan is waiting to claim your soul; right now, he's only LEASING it."

Jeff Bezos is like, "Shut your fucking mouth, Marc! Jesus!"

OMFG. We’re doomed.

Anyone still reading the Washington Post is intentionally consuming fascist propaganda.

One or both…

🤮

Well, I deserve a Nobel prize then too, for I also made up some fictitious wars that I will claim I ended.

He threatened a war with Iran He threatened a war with Canada He threatened a war with Denmark over Greenland He's bombed Yemen, Iran, Pakistan and Somalia and random boats in int'l waters He's caused int'l incidents with almost every ally we have This must be some new definition of "peace"

Is the newsroom now filled with hallucinogenic material? Are you people mentally deranged?

Who is further down the road to the memory care unit: Trump or Thiessen?

The absolute worst and frankly the dumbest columnist that the Post ever had. A man of supreme ignorance.

Did MT grab his crotch while tweeting that hot taek?

Fun (?) song: open.substack.com/pub/ohhistev...

He declared war on his own country, you fuckstick hack journalist. Literally committing treason, but, sure, give him a peace prize.

Aaaaaaaand SCENE.

No no Marc, you’re a “personal liberties and free markets” opinion page! Mr. Bezos said so!

Washington post is a sell out and loser paper now - an embarrassment 34 count convicted felons gets mobal peace prize - bugger off

I have him muted because it makes me so mad.

Republicans: we will make horrible everything good in this world

Marc should probably never tell a date that he ever wrote this column. What an unfuckable opinion

All your base are belong to us.

So sorry Philip. That’s gross. You must feel such grief.

Haha, Trump essentially did the same proposal Biden made two years ago. Also Trump messed up Ukraine BIG TIME!!!

🤮 I copied this one

These people, when it boils down to it, are basically just assholes.

To anyone who knew him, what would Fred Hiatt think about all this

And who knows what he has done to get it to happen. Blackmail? Bribery? Promise of asylum? Narcissists will do anything. ANYthing, bad or good, to keep themselves noticed.

Kissinger got the Nobel Peace Prize for stopping one war, despite all the other shit he was involved in.

I assume you never actually had to meet Thiessen in the office, as you never got canned for dope-slapping him.

Nobel Sleaze Prize

Right side of his mouth is drooping again...

Fact check: TRUE!

Fuck that.. He's claimed he's ended 8 wars, couple weeks ago it was 7, all by himself..while he's going to cause a civil war here in USA. He should eat shit and die..

Theissen’s goal is to prove he can always write a column that’s more idiotic than his last. And you have to hand it to him. He almost always does it!

Pre-Trump, I’d spend three minutes scanning Breitbart & Daily Caller to assess right-nuttery. Now I spend three minutes scanning WaPo & NYT instead. The two sources that used to anchor my news days are an oppo sideshow.

Marc’s always been dumb enough to be a proud member of the Republican cult.

I expected tyranny. I did not expect the stratospheric level of ass-kissing.

On my occasional visits during the lame duck remainder of my subscription, post-cancellation, I enjoy seeing that Resubscribe button affixed to the masthead. I fantasize that hovering over it toggles it to a No Fucking Way! button...

I’ve never regretted cancelling (years ago after they treated some shrill anti-mask former journalist troll with no medical background as a legitimate voice in public health), but I often regret that I couldn’t cancel WaPo again.

They gave you a year more of access when you canceled?

you'll be back.

If this was before when there was just print media, it might matter. These days if you start talking to a different audience, yours walks. If all media outlets start preaching the Trump Gospel then you know you're f*cked.

The @washingtonpost.com is definitely a criminal enabling opinion page now. Doubt that it’s conservative

I'm glad some one atleast noticed the content issue in the article not just if "the right news paper" is saying it.

Out, liar.

A laugh at the expense of his former colleagues.

A president who makes war at home deserves nothing of the sort. bsky.app/profile/sbg1...

Trump deserves the Noble Piece Prize. Because Gaza has been blown to pieces.

From looking forward to reading your columns there to this garbage. Glad I cancelled.

Unprecedented peacemaking accord? You mean getting them back (less 100,000 lives) to where they were before tRump sold Israeli data to Putin who sold it to Iran who gave it to Hamas who used it to facilitate October 7?

Maybe he meant "outlier" not as conservative, but maybe as proven dipshits?

Just proving he is an absolute douche and always was

Thiessen is such a shameless, bootlicking tool.

Glad I just canceled.

You are also a less relevant newspaper, that grows less relevant by the day.

Not conservative opinion page. Just a reactionary blog owned by bezos. Zero credibility or relevance

I don’t think I shall waste my time reading it.

This is ridiculous, only a delusional sycophant could suggest Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. The prize was awarded for actions in 2024- I’m sure Trump believes he should receive it instantaneously for his Gaza plan-which let’s wait a bit on that one. Trump promises a lot and delivers little

Absolutely embarrassing. So glad I cancelled my subscription.

The Bezos Post. Or, the Bozo's Post. You pick.

he's not supposed to say that.

Smarmy son of a bitch

By “a conservative opinion page” you mean an ass kissing and cock sucking cult follower of Trump; then, “Yes,” I agree.

“And I’m still a fat dork!”

Heil!

I realize that violence is never the answer, but couldn't we get Moe from the Three Stooges to shout "Numbskull!" and slap Thiessen upside the head, as a little treat?

I think the correct term is “boot licking”, not “conservative.