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You and not Jay?

There was nothing. And then there was Paul. And now we are over 10 million in this world he initiated. No wonder he can criticize JD so well.

Wow!!! O pai de todos!!

The man is ruthless omg

I hope the first thing you wrote was "F1RST PØST"?

100% brazilizado!

oh god

Mom and dad

Paulinho, por favor, veja aí nas prioridades dos dev o botão de bookmark o mais rápido possível 🙏🏻

@jay.bsky.team thanks mom

Yeah, but as Datena would say, who chairs!

Hey! Videos are not playing. Many people having that issue, Paul.

Poor thing.

Cribbing on thermodynamics, she is the 0th user.

Respect and thanks to all the development team.

idk if ya'll are straight but here's an idea! maybe you should date and take over the world!

Perhaps Jay should be #0 then?

I expected nothing less from the Father of all profiles

That is true but as a developer I imagine you were also using your user to test it 😂😂😂

So you are the one guilty of labelling my posts as #Intolerance. I have appealed to @moderation.bsky.app & @jay.bsky.team but my appeals are not even acknowledged. This is not a just way to treat users. Maybe if I am elected #POTUS I will name you & the other #Frankestein of x.com/jack as abusers

Could you create a policy, or even enforce one, that requires users to choose a language first before posting anything? I'm tired of seeing my English feed being filled with Brazilian and Spanish posts

surely she's #0...

Well, you're the second in the array.

Is @jay.bsky.team single?

Não recebi o meu cartão.

I see what you did there...

Adão.

hit you like a chair, we know

Afinal, alguém tinha que ser o alfa-tester e testar a cadeira #1, né? 🥇🪑

😂👏🏽🥇

Ayyy, you finally succumbed to the pressure 👍

pai!

look number 1 is great and all and I am glad I got to see your post, but can you link the 10 millionth person and also what did they win?

Pai te amamos <3

“It hit me like a chair.” Yes, that’s a good expression. Still, though, I’m waiting for the song. It’s not really Brazilian if there isn’t a song made about it.

😂

you hit that very gracefully

Aprende português pra falar com a gente, Paul 💜

who hit you??? 😡 🪑

Being the #1 makes you the chairman of this place. You HAD to do it.

😂😂😂😂😂

Paul show us the 69,420th user. Please. NAME THIS HERO

That's why we love you, Paulinho

Kkkkkkkkk

Please we want the option to create groups in the chat, there are Brazilians crying 😭

We loved it, Paul! 💚💛

Jesus Christ, you're becoming brazilian

Como q faz isso pai

That pun was tasty and chairy 🍒

Someone call the fire station, this man is on fire.

😂😂😂

Flexing that would be kinda dumb, you're (one of) the first devs on the platform. Pretending to flex it while leaving the pun for the very last word: that's just art

Kiko do foguete ja era.

Well, I've updated and I'm still not seeing it. Where was it?

PARABÉNS PAIIII

follow me, Paul.

eita, pai!

Cheater.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fírst 🤗🥳👏👏👏👏

queremos trending topics paul

Pai 👨

nada mais justo doq o criador ser o primeiro kkkk @franmenguista.bsky.social

nice!!

Eu só quero saber como consigo saber o meu. 😭😭😭

What ever happens, you’ll always be number 1, Paul!

Pai is our number 1 too! 🇧🇷

A badge of honor if I’ve ever seen one

How can I see my number? Explanation for dumbs, please... 🙏🏼

Parabéns pai te amamos ❤️

CHAIRISH MORRI KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

The first chair in this place is yours! 🫢

Nosso papi

💙

vc postou isso se achando né

Como vejo isso no iPhone? 🥹🥹

Bro 😭

Wow 😳

Paulinho, faz algo pra mim hit? To no puro flop

This meeting could've been a chair™

Congrats pai

Eu reclamar! Não apareceu pra mim! 🥺

I see what you did there…

PAI

Parabéns pai, tudo de bom pro senhor !

are you happy with the progress you've made so far?

Paul was already here before Bluesky, he is god

Papi !!!!

Parabéns Paulinho. Você merece. ❤

Congratulations

happy birthday, paulinho we love you

paulinhoooooooo gostooooooooosoooo 💙

Paul please make embedding videos available for moments like this ❤️ bsky.app/profile/simi...

🩵🦋

clubismo isso ae

Paul, please come to Brazil

Pai de todos 🛐🛐🛐

Very nice! Congratulations! If it weren't for all the good work, it wouldn't have happened. Thank you! 🏆

Show off :-P

Where do you generate the card? I keep seeing people post these.

Why does twexit.nl disagree with numbers for folks? What accounts is it counting that this tool isn't?

Why isn’t it centered 😭

First!

Show off!!! Well done you, and your colleagues. A massive success.

😶‍🌫️

Father … os brasileiros em peso aqui🇧🇷

Paulinho, o #1 no coração do Brasil

Congrats, and thank u so much. We're Brazilian and we never give up. 🦋💙

Pai 🙏

muito obrigado!!

one is the loneliest number thou

Só podia ser tu né Paulinho. O rei de tudo