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Well, that's the long and short of it!

He stoops to Pulitzer.

masterclass in trolling

Little nazi on steroids. Muscles can't make up for height.

ICE is only 23 years old.

Fixed it

Apparently Hollywood jobs didn’t work out.

Oh man that dude is short

Worser then Satanism isn’t it? Washington and Great Britain.

You're welcome

😂😂😂😂

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

Never stoop to their level!

"I've slept with 38 women. Actually, 6, but I like to round to the nearest 38." - A comedian I saw in the '80s whose name i have space on

Yes. I'm referring to the recorded dialogue in the piece linked above.

The subtly was chef's kiss 😆😆

So people had to suffer and die because Bovino is like 4'5"?

Really funny also Really awkward. 😟

🤯🤣

Pu-little-zer more appropriately.

Minute man

That isn't nice. They could have let Bovino stand on a crate. 😂

Why would anyone squander an opportunity like that?

😂😂😂

Totally Gangster 😅😅😅😅😅

30 years! Impressive that he worked at a department that didn't exist for six years!

Holy. Shit. That was amazing.

I think it’s AI. Sorry.

Ohh, I see his behavioral issue now. He is making up for being so short.

Well he told the truth. And he apparently doesn't get what just happened! Dazzling interview. Congratulations!!! 🥴

Dude needs a booster seat on a Big Wheel just to reach the handlebars.

I wonder if whoever decided to put the inverse flag on the Army ACUs back in the early 2000s, had any idea of the cringe trend they were kicking off

"Five foot two? I didn't know they stacked fascism that high!"

Do the Germans have a word for "so insecure about your height that you lie about how long you've worked for ICE"?

Do not stoop to his level. Wait. Wait. I mean, please do; it's hilarious.

Is he...Elon's secret dad?

And ICE was created 23 years ago, so I don't know how it was his previous, previous job and worked there for 30 years.

That burn sent out a shockwave!

😭😭

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I feel the battle tendency from you!!

These dudes are too funny!

🤣🤣🤣

I’m small, but he’s pathetic. Must be used to folks stooping

@iwriteok.bsky.social

The bending over to stress his size is just perfect.

I love how he bends down😂

The absolute best.

He's mad 'cos he can't get on the rides at Disneyworld,

Transcript is not complete without the stage direction.

He got sacked again, again?

Mocking a murderer for being small. Great job.

Is it true he sang rhyming songs about why he was deporting individual migrants while doing a dance

Making Bovino look good by being an absolute dick.

Making fun of his height is Pulitzer shit? Pretty lazy, also, isn't there anything about Bovino that one might criticize aside from his height?

Brilliant

Legend.

chef's kiss ! 😅

Customs and Border Patrol must be abolished.

Hahaha (what a scene, what a movie)!

He leans down as if I he's talking to a kid😁

“I’d like to report a murder.”

Nice. Short and…umm….short.

Shortest interview ever

Ahh yes the old Matt Miazga.

🤣H MY GOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I love the guy having to bend over to look Bozo in the eyes , I didn’t need to hear the conversation Lol

That’s it?

The fold down to talk to him was epic

Captions??

Best thing I've seen in the last 10 years Too bad it was so short

"How long'd you work there, little fella'?"

Hey now! Let's not shame the man just because he has a small penis. Shame him for the horrific crimes and taunt him over the future indictment.

Emasculation, thy name is Gregory Bovino.

When the partisanos discovered Mussolini, cowering in disguise, they reportedly exclaimed "We found big head!" This would be more "We found short stuff!"

I recognized that sound instantly 🤣

Thank you, you “little” shit😂

Beautiful, the Napoleon syndrome. Little fucker!

Haha this made my morning

standing on the shoulders of giants of @cohen489.bsky.social is a little bit of an over kill on this one

Strange he worked at ICE for 30 years when it was only established March 2003. Is it 2033 right now? (no, it is not)

Classy to not punch down in this interview.

😂🤣😭

The guy Stoops over like he's talking with a child. Which he is.

⬇️ Tá na mão, aperta aqui pra baixar!

Lol

I’d love to hear what his CURRENT job is…

As soon as he ducked down my bark of a laugh startled my wife. Brilliant.

This is what the kids would call "height-mogging"

What a mental and physical midget

Omfg lol

People talk about "Napoleon complex" but it's apparently a bit of a myth, as Napoleon wasn't actually that short. Certainly not as short as Greg Bovino.

These douchebags think they are so tough. Do you realize that Bovino, Kegsbreath, and RFK probably spend most of their day in the gym? It’s not sustainable for any of these fools.

LOL

He's so wee

Would you like a 16 ton weight dropped on you?

Good for you, little guy!

👨‍🍳 💋

Knob

Quick, too!

I mean he did say "US Border Patrol"

This guy maths. Bovino? No maths.

He’s been a Nazi for 30 years. (He’s being modest)