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Time zones strike again! 😫

Whomst'n'd've

Contrast the success of abevigoda.com (no longer the same site) www.businessinsider.com/abe-vigoda-i...

Lol

tom scott on numberphile is a wild collab gotta watch this bad boy

Take note, LizaOutlives ghoul!

Are we leaving joylessness on Twitter too? I hope so. Some people see this and laugh.

A lifetime’s work for nothing.

what do they know

He had literally one job

You had ONE job...

Like literally

HE HAD ONE JOB!

datetime is hard okay?

He’s definitely been having his moment in the sun since, though. So that’s nice.

You had one job

This is a naming issue. “Has he died yet” is always correct assuming you catch it in time, “has he died today” is a recipe for failure, you’ll either post early and be wrong, or late and correct

They had ONE job

Literally had one job

The truth is out there

📌

His moment of glory and he messed it up

This gimmick account had one job

He had ONE job!

I love the simple “FUCK” the account replied with lmao

This is so god damn funny

Did the Did the Jimmy Carter Die Today account die today

Bro had one job and he messed it up

You know what, actually, I take it back. It's unfair of me. How many times have you waited and waited fro something so hard, then whiffed it? It's human nature, lets be generous. He'll get him next time.

#YouHadOneJob

I love automation

@philbraun.bsky.social dis you?

There’s always next time

this would be like if horse ebooks was revealed to be an arby's ad

The “Did Kendrick Drop Today” account similarly fumbled the bag when he surprise dropped an album 😂

Between this and the NYU Listserv story today has been top-shelf, gilt-edged Internet hijinks

I’m going to just go with the fact that the bot couldn’t bring itself to accept it.

it appears to be a good old fashioned manual post

I shouldn't laugh, but...

why we can’t trust programmers

u really only get one chance to fuck up this badly

#youHadOneJob

You had one job!

YOU HAD ONE JOB

"No" → "Yes" → ""Fuck". A modern masterpiece.

He had literally one job.

He had ONE JOB…

He had one job

Time zones, as bad as DNS

No, I meant what time zone was it actually using if it’s posting at 6 am as if it were midnight

this is how i found out that he died

LOL aww 😞

They had one job.

imagine they all did that, sounds like a twilight zone bit

Has anyone replied "you had one job" yet?

Honestly this is way funnier

Unless…💜

Lmao you had one job sir

Disperse with time zones and standardize on GMT and things like this won't happen.

Bruh had ONE job

You had one job....

Garbage in, garbage out.

I love the internet so much

Suddenly I have no faith in the other ex-presidential death bot I follow.

Sort of the perfect storm of having one job but having no real ability to test before prod.

Author couldn't be bothered to write that one unit test that mattered

You had one job bro

they had ONE JOB

Amazing