Post

Skibidi toilet

“The ass is the father of the legs.”

Shrimps is bugs

I was going to reply with the meme about some sort of snack that sounded like two wise guys(tm) like them but I can’t find it. Snackadoos or something?

You guys are so pathetic

Tomorrow comes

dips in to article... wtf, what a loser....

And the kids replied 134 times👇🏼☎️📴

“Daddy drinks because you cry”

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.

"Give me a call- not an emergency" Or "Ignore. Stronk."

I helped bring you into this world, I can help take you out.

Was it "God I hate clickbait?" Because if so, I agree with him.

"I'm gonna kms"

Mine is 'so did you make the bus?'

“Whazzup??!”

Too loud

“Poopy doopy my goopy?”

Wow, i reached Don't Care long before i ran out of free article

More of a sentence than a phrase imo but still solid

The thing I have texted my kids the most is the kiss 😘 emoji and have a good day

Damn you really dug up a truffle with that reference

My dad just talked to me lol

"you better not be dating someone with the wrong skull shape"

SEND + MORE = MONEY

23 Skidoo?

"Poo is the pee of the bum"

Probably the loudest MF on the planet too

In a row? All at once? Wait, was it, “Nice try Diddy?”

"Whale = important"

"Space Jam DVD"

I try to be a mensch when I’m not a total schmuck.

Thank you muchly my dude!

Oh, he's one of those assholes.

wait, really? I came here to joke that it's probably "Turn it down!"

Screengrab got me good

Thanks!

You are my favorite type of person

If it's too loud ...

you da mvp.

Go get me a beer

"Where's my burrito?"

Was it, "bring me a beer"?

🤣

"The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers"

Good night. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

Hi hungry, I’m dad.

"You'll get nothing and like it!"

"my name is a heart encircled by a serpent" X133

"Oh no! Not again!"

GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE

Can you find my phone?

Damn that and you suck

Pee pee poo poo

“You were an accident” Man what a prick

“no cap frfr”

(x)eez nuts

Child = NFT?

New phone who dis

“Take out the papers and the trash, or you don’t get no spendin’ cash…”

“Apologies don’t un-shave your mom’s head Derek”

Take the chicken out and thaw it in the sink?

"too loud" not "I love you" or "I'm proud of you" or "you did good today" "try your best" he sees a profound meaning in telling his kids not to blow out their ear drums.

Lets get our stories straight before getting home late to Sunday dinner

K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt????

better they be late than you anyway

I’m here — followed by Hurry up

"lol jk"?