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As heard on the radio

"You've seen it!"

totally, was the harriet carter not full of shit that said "Seen It On Tv?"

"As seen at a yard sale!"

Next tier down is just “MADE OF PLASTIC”

The word 'similar' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. 😅

The next tier below is "Squint Your Eyes and You'll Think You Saw Something Similar on TV."

The random capitalization makes it Extra Fun

As I remember from TV (possible lost item?)

“Vaguely familiar!”

My 5 year old: I hate you! Me: We’re not allowed to say that. My 5 year old, a few minutes later: I hate people similar to you.

Amazing! I loled

*not for food use ** Knife for demonstration purposes only, do not try at home

my grandma was a huge fan of buying "as seen on tv" gimmicks and never using them

Maybe your grandma just isn't in to cooking. Other grandmas are. This would actually be handy for grandma (or just someone with poor dexterity) to wedge onions or apples without risking injury.

the thing about old people is that many of them still do things

As seen on TV... in some countries

but not the TikTok-themed edition, funny enough. I guess using the brand twice on one box woulda been too much.

This is above “similar to as seen on TV.” It’s practically an influencer.

fast

😹

“My mate Jeff said he thought it was okay”

"Top quality adjacent".

I'll wait for "Something I made in my basement based on something my mother said a friend of hers saw on TV once but it was a long time ago and it's hard to remember a lot of details and can you pick up some gin while you're at the store."

There’s a tier even below that: Not unlike similar to item seen on TV

Tvemu

Sold at Dollar Colonel

Spamton murder weapon

I saw “As Seen on YT” when I was peeping slushy noobz merch

This is the onion flower bhaji that Masala Zone restaurants in the UK serve up.

Capitalism breeds innovation

COACH: Sorry, Onion Bloom Maker ... you're not gettin' called up to the bigs this season.

Hey! When you saw him you knew it was An Excellent Product! (actually the stay fresh bags allegedly did work very well despite the hilarious packaging?)

"as implied on TV"

tagging @mrgeop.bsky.social because onion lol <3

They improve their margins by not having to throw in a second if you call right now.

"Inspired by something I heard of".

“As described by an uncle”

I seen that.

guffaw

Listen to the podcast

One stop shop!

The super funny thing is that buying shit from Ali sometimes gets you the identical product without the packaging.

Is it though?

"As seen in the uncloseable popup ad on that game you used to like until that fucking ad for this product ruined it." 😠

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Seen On TV!

“Not Quite a Cheese Product”

Inspired the Riceballer in #TheBazaar and naturally made it one of my favorite items. (It burns more often the more high value items you have)

As Seen On Temu

“It’s like that thing your friend described to you when ya’ll got drunk 20 years ago. You member”

I can't believe it's not seen on TV

Sans package, what are archeologists going to think that is when they dig it up thousands of years from now?

"Similar to an item seen on non-tv medium"

Should we include a picture of the blooming onion? Shut up intern

A concept of a plan of an item seen on TV

Also good for making apple wedges!

"my mate dave swears he came up with this idea first"

impressive that both the knockoff product and the knockoff As Seen on TV logo are both going for "just distinct enough to be non-legally-actionable"

The best part? The actual “As Seen On TV” logo is public domain. You can just put it on anything. They chose to use a knockoff version for the sake of integrity.

By their standards, technically *I* am similar to as seen on TV. So, now I'm tv star adjacent.

Wake me when we hit “legally banned from tv”

bsky.app/profile/did:...

Similar to Item Seen on TV

"A bit like something."

Sure, but they pass the savings onto you! Let someone else pay for those ads.

FREE, Bonus personal size! 🤔

"Just put in your settings and don't remember it!"

Half-remembered from night of binge drinking

There used to be entire As Seen On TV stores in malls. Haven't seen 1 in years.

As seen in AI

this is amazing

"I Can't Believe I Didn't See This Specific Item On TV!"

Holy fuck