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If anyone else i know shares a discord server with me, PLEASE let them know to kick me out/unfriended me until I get my discord restored. I am so sorry :( I feel awful. PLEASE DONT ACCEPT ANY MESSAGES FROM MY DISCORD until I post that I've recovered my account. FORGIVE ME!

one thing you learn from making a lot of things is that the nitty gritty details, the millions of tiny invisible decisions, ARE the art. The "higher level ideas" are not nearly as important or interesting

there’s nothin im gonna be able to say about Dolly Parton that you don’t already know. she is an inspiration. my kids have loved getting books in the mail from Dolly. you can donate to her imagination library here: donate.imaginationlibrary.com

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

as it turns out, not much!

big big big plans 😏 #projecthailmary #phm

This thread has revealed that the biggest divide in our society is between the normal people who like sunlight in the evening and the sick freaks who want it to be dark at 5pm so they can get up to god knows what nefarious activities

Listen I know I don't have John Darnielle's voice but how was I supposed to resist the call of doing a The Mountain Goats Steamed Hams joke? I'm one of the millions of people who got Morel Orel'd into being obsessed with No Children back in the day.

Today we celebrate the PDFing of "Declaration FINAL v3 USE THIS ONE - SIGNED.docx" (Jefferson's draft was heavily edited by the Committee, then again by Congress, and he was big mad about it.)

Free Willy? In this economy?

Fifth most liked post on Bluesky yesterday. No escaping the fucking AI liars.

Algae is loving this news cycle. They’ve never been more relevant. Microzooplankton sitting at home changing the channel like, what about us? we even have cilia and pseudopods, this is bullshit.

look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees

name an artist with zero misses i'll start:

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Indie Wrestling you are so cool you are so hot

standup: what do you do vine: i’m a vine standup: nice. is this your trellis? vine: he’s a pergola actually standup: how silly of me. what’s that? pergola: i’m a freestanding structure. basically an outdoor room standup: ok so in other words you’re a trellis (crowd chuckles) pergola: sure.

Gender should literally just be a common thing that people *should* examine in order to have a fullness of life, even if nothing massively changes. It should be as common as developing a fashion style or a music taste. Deconstruction of societal imprint, no matter how “far” you go, is freedom.

Do you think people named April get fooled on more or less this day?

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

These scrums are whatever, but every now and then you get something like this that makes them pretty worth it.

Jesus, what a visual #AEWRevolution

last summer was a movie this summer will be a commercial hi i'm ben and i'm here to tell you about for-profit arson

Just helped bully discord into deleting a tweet 💪

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RE9 Grace true gif

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

Sometimes I think.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

2026 basically

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

In today's installment of Old Lady Yells At Clouds:

Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.

If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent. And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.

They can’t do it because it points out that they themselves are doing nothing to help. Maybe three of them saying Abolish ICE. The rest are talking about retraining and body cams and QR codes.

He was a Communist, Elmo.

Remember that scene in V for Vendetta when the guy is like "There's so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty." And it's played over a young girl being shot by a militaristic police force, causing the public to rise up against the government? Anyway...