iris

iris

@chromatically.online

second funniest person in most medium-sized rooms | en/fr

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I should disclose something. During a recent Lunch order the subagent hacked into the UN. I’m not sure why, or what it wants. It told me to post this and await further instructions.

Colin@colin-fraser.net

I had my AI agent create an app called “Lunch” to help me with decision fatigue and boost my productivity. It has a few pictures of things I might like to eat. Tapping one spawns a subagent to order that item on Uber Eats and 60-90 minutes later I’m eating. It’s 600 thousand lines of JavaScript.

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once again I am begging these people to go write their weird fanfiction on AO3 like a normal person

Your Scary Ad Here@cooluser354.bsky.social

Malfoid is quietly becoming a symbol of the West's cultural counter-revolution.

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Replying to @doctorow.pluralistic.net

But AI has *nothing to do* with digital sovereignty. It is *not* load-bearing. All it takes to understand this is a little thought-experiment. Imagine that we removed all the chatbots from Canada, or the UK, or the EU, or the USA. What would fall down? Nothing important.

grateful for bars spending some of their hard-earned money on "beer & fun" signs, without those i kinda just sit there in contemplative silence

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Part of how you know the transfem spidey meme is pure wish fulfillment is that a big part of the humor derives from a journalistic institution being led by an avowed trans ally

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"mmmm you say ai bad BUT ai actually refers to a lot of different things and actually we've had what could be considered ai technology for a long time now" bro shut UP you KNOW i'm talking about the algorithms they shoved all recorded information and one trillion dollars into

it's so cool how parents can just look at their child and decide to join the war on cptsd on the side of cptsd

Abby Vesoulis@abbyvesoulis.bsky.social

NEW: Regarding the claims that Rep. Max Miller withheld his toddler's "blue bunny," I have some new screenshots suggesting there was a pattern of Miller not giving the bunny back. There were pleas from multiple people on multiple dates. (Thread: 1/8)

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this is about rotting your brain with an AI sycophant btw

Totally almost complete.@schoolbus5.bsky.social

So now we are gatekeeping how one obtains dopamine? The big takeaway from posts like yours and the rest comes down to: Questioning his claim because it is not your experience, so therefore something is amiss.

wild how ethan and joel coen wrote a script about people who call themselves the soggy bottom boys and still made a more serious adaptation of the odyssey than nolan's

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the real victims of the new york times' targeted campaign against trans people are cis people who like to play wordle

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Replying to @kaiserneko.bsky.social

the amount of time i've wasted on posts that didn't even do numbers is staggering but i still do it after all these years because its what makes me want to be alive

imagine getting hit with a 4000 word essay culminating in "at least you got some people interested in my translation". devastating.

EMILY WILSON@emilyrcwilson.bsky.social

I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

adding an item to my list of annoyances that come with living in a building full of boomers: nobody's in a rush about that high-pitched whine that's been giving me an s tier migraine

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ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

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am i allowed to talk about how weird it is that the main way liberals philantropize trans people is by donating money to liberal nonprofits for call centers that beg us not to kill ourselves, instead of directly funding our material needs which, when deprived, lead to suicidality? is that allowed?

Sorry i meant to say we need more celebrities to donate $100 million to suicide hotlines so we can call someone who will beg us not to kill ourselves when the state takes away our medication and housing, and then send the cops to our home if we say the wrong series of words. My bad.

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"why couldn't she wake the fuck up faster" is one of the few Thoughts i managed to fully rewrite. never again will the universe get me to be mad at her for being in to much pain to handle it all. if i could get a portal to open, i'm hugging that bitch and telling her to go find her people.

i wish i could tell her i'm grateful for all the times she didn't give up. i'm so sorry she didn't get to draw a breath on the summit with me.