Dan Travers

Endless Mike Hellstrom is a hero in this house. End of story.

Time to scroll social media again

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

Avengers: Doomsday post-credit scene leaked

Something I wish more people would realize.

Steven: “Good evening” Stephen: “Good ephening”

Our blessed cornball prophet

Happy World Series Game One day to all, especially this guy.

This twerp

“Do you ever dream that you have claws?”

well, on the one hand AI has made things significantly worse for everyone in almost every capacity that it has touched. But on the other hand, the dumbest guy you know can send emails nobody reads really fast now. So it's impossible to say whether it's good or not

Republicans aren’t doubling down on this grotesque apology for a child rapist primarily because they think will help Ramaswamy win or even because they think it will be effective; they are doing it because deep down, at the core of their being, Republicans believe child rape is good.

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republicans’ closing message could not be clearer: they are the party of pedophile rapists

The Somali guy hopping on the school bus to save the children even as Stephen Miller wants to denaturalize and deport him is a metaphor for our time.

I have greatly enjoyed watching America feel the same things I have felt about Vivek Ramaswamy since the fall of 2003

Watching an episode of chopped where the contestants are all teenagers and one girl was detailing her story about how she had to cook for the whole family after her mom died and the judge looked up from his plate and said “this swordfish is dry”

every sport has a fun term for a weird little oddball occurrence. basketball has the wedgie, where the ball gets stuck between the rim and backboard. football has the doink, where a kick bounces off a goal post. baseball has baseball games

Today In 2004: The Boston #RedSox win the #ALCS, defeating the New York #Yankees in 7 games! #MLB #Baseball #History #Postseason

People buying into dumb staged events like this are the reason why America is now going through this disaster. He dresses up in an apron for a photo op at a closed McDonalds and people believe he was going to be a populist instead of grifting billions and building a ballroom.

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

Good hire

Me coming home from kindergarten

This is what restaurant signs are supposed to look like

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Not even the funniest Nixon innuendo merch of 1960

Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...

ESPN producer Nicole Noren quits over sports broadcasting's increasingly predatory promotion of gambling: “I’m not going to work for a gambling company and have blood on my hands.”

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

I posted a joke the other day about how my kid wanted a Mickey song that didn't exist, and a bunch of people were like "just AI to make it." I understand needing to please a toddler, but man--that's just not how I want him to think about music at all. It's not a vending machine.

The only book I have ever bought for its cover alone - £1.49 well spent.

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I genuinely mean this. I cannot imagine a more bleak dystopian notion than the idea of all art being turned into slop designed to coddle my exact perceived intentions. The point of literature, film, music, and art is to be exposed to the interior lives of others. Who are these people.

When I was seven I thought the statue was named after her.

the tech industry is about to invent books

Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)