Cobra Winfrey

The political media is visibly chafing at the current situation, where Republicans are glaringly awful, fucking everything up, running deviant candidates everyone hates, and Dems are just being normal & winning. The force is out of balance. They are viscerally eager to go after Dems about something.

would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on

Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend

Universe protect this badass woman. ✊

cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man

bruh

western michigan got fucking robbed. that phantom second should never have been put back on the clock

Every time a jobs report is released the entire media ecosystem reports it credulously without reminding everyone that last August Trump fired the person in charge (because the report was bad) and replaced her with a loyalist. apnews.com/article/trum...

dear lord in heaven please dont let the tennis ball fired from the american gladiators annihilator cannon strike me in my testicles and make me hurl up on tv. lord please give larry csonka the grace to praise my athleticism on his csonkatrator

when i bite into a Thom Yorke Peppermint Patty i get the sensation of the breath of the morning i keep forgetting the smell of the warm summer air i live in a town where you can't smell a thing you watch your feet for cracks in the pavement up above aliens hover making home movies for the folks ba

bruh

gets incredible air here

I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it.

Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:

GM CEO Mary Barra is introducing Trump at his rally. Something to keep in mind if you're in the market for a vehicle anytime soon.

fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever

without the world cup how will i know when to hidratacion

i would pay money to make this fifa world cup halftime show stop and never come back

the mcgriddle is a miracle of modern technology

Some amazing quotes in this article about how Ford replaced hundreds of engineers with AI, which broke a bunch of shit causing billions in damage and forcing them to rehire those people. www.the-independent.com/tech/ford-ai...

Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

After consulting with my attorney I’ve been advised that what I actually want to say about this would be ill-advised so I’ll just say that he couldn’t possibly be clearer about which side of D-Day he’s identifying with

get his ass, doja

happy pride 💕

The chief of staff for GOP rep/likely senate nominee Mike Collins group chatted with Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes, told them he'd make sure racist gnome Chuck Johnson is treated well in federal prison. Also, today I learned that Johnson and JD Vance were text pals . . . in 2024!

Why the hell do you need your emotional support dog in the damn Olive Garden? Those unlimited breadsticks got you stressed the fuck out?

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

KINDA HARD

Yep. This is the best way to understand the events of the past couple weeks. They have to dispense with the artifice of principle, because the risks of Dems winning and coming to power bent on accountability are simply too great. www.offmessage.net/p/republican...

i feel like the only person alive that doesn't give a flip if a datacenter opens up nearby, probably because i know that datacenter hate is an easy proxy target for disgust at big tech. even AI hate is the same.

A very Strength In Numbers-coded article today: It looks like Republican Supreme Court justices made a very rudimentary, but willful, statistical error in their effective invalidating of the VRA in the Callais decision. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-05-08...

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them. New piece ↓ open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

There it is: A full year of days spent playing golf in just over five years as president. www.pbump.net/outofoffice

resisting the urge to troll the old folks that post absolute garbage on Nextdoor is proving to be really really difficult

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

This is real It’s being done in our name Congressional Republicans are okay with this

If the estimates were right, there were about 9 million people at No Kings rallies today. That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.

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everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though