Carl Malmgren

ziptie nodes v0

PHP RCE, GitLab vulnerability, TLS with Node.js, SSL signed with 4

Nothing puts the lie to "PHP is irrelevant" like "good morning, 70% of the internet needs to be fixed ASAP".

Expert 0.2 is out! expert-lsp.org/expert-v0.2-... #ElixirLang

you can use the CA bug to make your boring smart TV way more interesting

details leaked. this vulnerability is a full unauthenticated unconditional remote code execution exploit against any service running on a PHP version from 5.4 until latest yeah if anything deserves CVSS 11, this is it. this is CATACLYSMICALLY bad.

Bad day to launch my PHP based certificate authority

nix oomfs don't particularly seem to have computers that work more often idk

september doodle dump <3

Hot on the tail of Goatmire the Gothenburg Elixir Meetup returns! luma.com/cbky8z8v #elixirlang

chalk thief

A new addition to Sobelow katafrakt.me/2026/10/12/g... #ElixirLang

Wrote a thing on why we should have interactive lists on the web: sarahmhigley.com/writing/inte... If anyone has their own interactive list use cases that aren't covered, send them to me! I'm putting together an ARIA spec PR this month.

prefer analogue CDs, the sound is much warmer

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your CV? Scientist: I made it in TeX and can't figure out how to remove the gap but I also don't want to get yelled at if I post a question on stackexchange, so I have instead decided to appreciate the gap, which is still there

The most fun thing ever to randomly see

What a way to realize i should remove his rss feed

This is probably not coming soon, but it's here if you are curious github.com/expert-lsp/e...

I am absolutely over the moon about this 😁 The #Goatmire badge (running #AtomVM) controlling the Goatmire balance bot (running #Nerves and #BeamBots, rendering display with #Emerge) via #Erlang distribution Thanks @lawik.bsky.social for the display PR 🫶

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Free app idea: It’s a timer. When you write blog posts, it adds time. When you code your blog, it subtracts time - at 2x the rate! If you’re out of time, your codebase is locked and you can’t work on it until you’ve poured more time into writing. I’d hate it & I’d be your first subscriber lol

Just crawled from under my rock and learned about the CSS `shape-ouside` property to wrap text around shapes. developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...

Last week at Goatmire I gave an extended lightning talk titled "The Emperor's New Clothes". It will be released as a four-part series, starting with this pilot episode. Special thanks to Iryna Kostiuk for recording it. Enjoy!

I actually literally do not think they realize what they've done here. Sonic isn't just a game with fans. It's basically embedded in the fabric of the internet. Since I clicked the link ten minutes ago, two THOUSAND more people joined. And it only has five channels to post in and four moderators.

Made some massive optimizations to compile times, memory usage, and disk size of #AshFramework applications. 🎉 Benchmarks on my own large app. #ElixirLang

Just hypnotised by this cute web crawler #buildinpublic #webcrawling #CSS #JavaScript

Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs

truculence ball

made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread

I just held my first ever lightning talk at the #goatmire after-party. Telling the story of making functional props for a local Shadowrun LARP. It was so much fun and also AAAAHHHHH!

What a fantastic day of #goatmire! If you're not here, what are you doing?!

Go to #goatmire for #elixirlang talks, and then there's this weirdass viking talking about boats. What the heck.

#goatmire is amazing and special as usual! But also the badge this time... Hot damn.

IT'S COZY SEASON

funniest rom hack reasoning of all time

17 days until launch!! Watch the *alternative* trailer, voiced by Not Just Bikes. store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...

Imagine all your belongings being human themed

this is a relief. I was worried I was too anodyne or that I hadn't made myself clear enough.

a reminder that i got called slurs for saying that linux is what they call “woke” and that DHH isn’t a good guy. do NOT normalize bigots in our tech communities. it isn’t political, it’s just human decency. retract all omarchy funding. be good.

Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.