Der Bard

Why is Elon still at large?

this is so fucking bleak

lmfao

Trump didn't like Ramaswamy until he saw him sticking up for child rapists and their enablers. He hated the Ivy League until Cornell had a prominent fraternity gang-rape story in the news. He's not just a rapist, not just a serial rapist—he's a rape *enthusiast,* and it's why Republicans love him.

The news should not be sponsored by the gambling company. That's my feeling

I see we're having a debate about whether it's okay to go back to "X," the site owned by a trillionaire fascist who is currently bankrolling the GOP's midterm, throttled Ukraine's war effort, and still winkingly allows vast amounts of CSAM on his service Answer: No, what the fuck is wrong with you

I’ll give him credit for this: I’ve never seen someone package up antisemitism, treason, and “I studied the blade” all at once.

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger

no one over 40 is gonna buy this because you can't play a bluray in it and no one under 40 will buy it because its going to cost $1200

America now has second-generation school shooting survivors nypost.com/2026/10/17/u...

Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

Two countries suffered higher per-capita casualties than the US in Afghanistan and though they weren't attacked on 9/11 they answered an ally's call for help. But now this pathetic drunkard is slandering their sacrifice and loyalty, and one of the countries is routinely threatened with US invasion.

Just accidentally coined the phrase "cannot sit through a single email" and am very proud. Please clap.

It honestly shocks me to report that the Foundation season 2 finale kinda stuck the landing. As much as you can stick the landing of falling down seven flights of stairs...

I should sign some gas pumps.

Should be a bigger story— “Alexandra Bravo, prosecutor investigating 🇺🇸 strikes on 3 Ecuadorian boats and survivor accounts of torture/kidnapping, shot dead… hitman on a black motorcycle opened fire… Bravo’s sister jumped to protect her, also killed…” www.dropsitenews.com/p/prosecutor...

I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this

what's a good post to misinterpret and get mad about for beginners

Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick

really something to see tech YouTuber types calmly discussing the latest Tesla or SpaceX business news without once mentioning Elon’s 50 Day of the Rope posts per day or his murdering 700,000+ people

Apologies on behalf of Jon

I don't need politicians to be superhuman geniuses or even 100 percent moral creatures but I do need them to a) not fall for the wallet inspector trick and b) demonstrate some level of commitment to principles of some kind

The most radicalizing thing about this era is listening to the most powerful people in the world speak about any subject whatsoever. gizmodo.com/elon-musk-ec...

As unpopular as the Iran war is, the coverage still doesn't do justice to the fact that they just could have not done any of this. There was literally no reason beyond general bloodthirstiness and incompetence.

More Americans have been killed in the Iran war Trump started than in the Afghan withdrawal Biden was handed and completed. The implications for America’s geopolitical situation is much worse with attacking Iran than leaving Afghanistan. But going by tone of coverage, one would think the opposite.

The most humiliating thing I do every day is wake up as an American

You might get sick of hearing this but if he keeps doing it I'm gonna keep saying it: this is an unconstitutional impoundment, violating both Congress' Article I spending authority and the 1974 Impoundment Control act, and immediately impeachable.

Happy fraudiversary!

NEWS: My kids asked to do Fuse Beads before bed. I said yes. I got to the table to find that they opened the container from the bottom, instead of the top. I am despondent.

"I use chatgpt as a search engine" "I use minesweeper as a website browser" "I use the lego pirate ship when I want to boil an egg"

Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette

"Stop criticizing us or will keep murdering people" is just a jaw-dropping thing for a government official to say.

"i will never join them. they are too inclusive" is a groucho marx line

I had seen comments referencing it, but hadn't seen the quote yet. This is significantly more disgusting than I had assumed. I did not imagine that he just straightforwardly described rape in the context of "here's an example of something I do and think is appropriate".

The 9th century Carolingian marcher lords of Barcelona didn’t stave off waves of Viking invasions just to see their descendants capitulate like this

I'm 85% sure that Eagle's apartment (The Boys S2E1) is the apartment from New Girl.

The news should be covering ICE like a serial killer on the loose

An unfathomable clean air act violation. I worked in this exact field for years, including in oil and gas, and i still can't get over how wanton and obvious this crime is. Just stunning

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

if you want to get away with murder, become an ICE agent. it's actually that simple.

Gotta stay humble

Look, if one side is openly pro corruption, and the truth is somewhere in the middle, this is what you get bsky.app/profile/pbum...