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Coincidence corner: Tory peer Lord (Tariq) Ahmad and Qatar From the latest Private Eye, out now.

Your early morning caffeine hit.

One rotten barrell of apples, in a dilapidated barn full of rotten barrels near a salted orchard on an abandoned farm.

While the far right incite destructive rioting ... "A group of asylum seekers in our area are redecorating the community centre which has welcomed them over the last few months. They also cook food for anyone who visits the centre, and are very welcoming and polite." via Sarah Ha & Linda MacDonald

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This is one for @thebossross.bsky.social

There MUST be a German word for that feeling when the expensive coffee you have to buy because everyone’s bought the cheaper one is definitely inferior?!?

"The CLAAAAAW!" Ukraine is using drones with mechanical claws to recover downed drones to make repairs or salvage parts.

A #cartoon published in @privateeyenews.bsky.social #squirrels #nature #wildlife #capitalism

Solar is booming.

Wonder if @nigelplaner1.bsky.social is a Neil Young fan

This is just the maddest argument. These people would trap us in poverty to keep a decade old commitment, which no one ever actually made, to an electorate which no longer exists.

Why is the BBC reporting in full the press conference of Reform? They don't do it for other parties.

The princess and the pi-lates From the latest Private Eye, out now.

Thank you to the hundreds of devoted supporters who were there to cheer me on at the press conference today.

Number crunching: Royal Mail From the latest Private Eye, out now.

Bolsonaro's loss is not just a loss for Bolsonaro. It's a loss for Trump. For Musk. For Milei. For Netanyahu. For Farage. For Meta and Zuckerberg. For the meat barons, the fossil fuel corporations, and the rest of the neocolonial looters. And it is a massive win for humanity and the living planet.

Imagine a world where we are no longer dependent on oil and nuclear energy. It's coming and it's better and that's why the vested interests are doing everything in their power to stop it

Delighted for Harry Kane! A triumph for the hard-working, modest, team player and family man. The best footballer in the world is ruthlessly brilliant and creative, but he’s also the model professional

"We're full !" Apparently in Lee Anderson's head that constitutes an argument. As opposed to a shouty, mindless slogan. Get your fat idle backside out of the pub in Ashfield Lee, and go for a walk in the glorious British countryside. You'll love it. And you'll see we're not "full"...

“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” — KURT VONNEGUT

Lula's win means Netanyahu is banned from Brazil.

What a juxtaposition. The blue wave is needed USA keep it coming. Make sure it hits with everyone's votes. Don't leave it to chance.

When it comes to arches, this is the OG. (It’s an ogee arch. That’s what that serpentine form is called).

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

Wonderful news is worth celebrating well. Thank you Jonesy. 🤣😂🤣

Remembering the late great BOB HOSKINS — born 84yrs ago today. I miss this fella.

It's lucky for us that the Ukrainians are not the expansionist that Russia are. I know necessity is the mother of invention but Ukraine are insanely focused on these developments so they can exist and survive.

Since his ennoblement in Boris Johnson’s 2023 resignation list, Tees Valley regional mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen has claimed more than £25,000 in tax-free daily “attendance” allowances from the House of Lords for 73 days when he hasn’t voted, spoken or performed any recorded parliamentary activity.

Oh dear God

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