The Flott Man

Well, I shot my shot anyway

I don’t believe in mindlessly shitting on everything Democrats do. But they haven’t done enough and they haven’t tried hard enough and the goddamn complacency is fucking killing us. It’s killing us. It’s god damned killing us.

turn your watership frown upside down

This is the interview Trump’s FCC doesn’t want you to see. We’re not just going up against the most corrupt politician in Texas. We’re going up against this entire corrupt system.

This was built over decades: The creation of a far-right media and dark money messaging ecosystem outside legacy media; a judiciary stacked with far-right judges; right-wing beach heads and professors at colleges; right-wing takeover of traditional media… We’ve been hollowed out by the businessmen.

Maybe we should turn off the internet for an hour a day. If it goes well, maybe we do two hours.

Loving this (ongoing) cat saga! "Hello ORANGE CAT"

bsky isn’t ready for this but you shouldn’t use “clanker” because it sounds dumb. genx coded. No way the robots are going to care about it, we need a term that goes harder

Stephen Miller deserves to spend the rest of his natural life fighting a legal system charging him of crimes he didn't commit in a language he does not speak, alone, and without counsel: publicnotice.co/p/stephen-miller…

Remember when the New York Times made Claudine Gay resign over a plagarism smear campaign by Chris Rufo that found no real examples of plagarism? I do.

shout out to lone dudes fishing in city parks during random hours of the day, one of my favorite type of dudes

Glen, is that you?

Roads might sound appealing, but it’s taxpayers who subsidize streets they may never even drive on.

sometimes people get so excited to get angry they forget they can have fun

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said the United States did a terrible job with COVID due to Dr. Fauci. He might want to listen to man who picked him for Sec. of HHS. Pres. Trump has bragged for years that the U.S. did a great job with COVID and wasn't given enough credit for it. Receipts.

Pitcher innings have declined consistently for 100 years, the ultimate result will come soon

Forget the scoreboard in DC. The chokepoint is in Austin.

🎶 Jimothyyy, say something sweet to meeee 🎶

We’ve got an autocratic government releasing criminals to prey on the populace, we’ve got people who don’t understand the seashells, we’ve got Taco Bell as the resistance, we’re in full on Demolition Man future now hold onto yer butts

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Burt Vehicleregistration

Orville Whiskey-Soda

Well, I know what they're *not* talking about.

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

I feel this way about Peter Jennings often

Who was the last person he talked to before he said this. Seriously.

That 6th-inning organ version of Weezer's "Undone - The Sweater Song" goes out to the big group of yarn artists who are celebrating World Knit in Public Day out in Grandstand 4.

Tear! Down! Those! Letters!

Just once, it would be cool if imposter syndrome struck and actual imposter. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/03/b...

when eating a corn dog do you eat the stick first or save it till the end

Fortunately, there are numbers to multiply by that are bigger than two.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you have seen live Spoon Brave Combo Grizzly Bear Jackie Venson Andrew Bird Death From Above 1979 Neko Case The Old 97's Dr. Dog Alvvays

impeach

Counterpoint - We should nationalize the diaper industry and make them free to babies and adults who want them

I have seen/gone to 3 of these 2 things

We’re just innocent men

The Austin Police Department updated guidelines last week to require officers to call immigration officials when people have ICE warrants, Fatima Khan reports. The move comes months after the ICE arrest of a mother & her child after she called police for help dealing with a friend’s alleged abuser.

So you’re telling me that there’s a leftist candidate in Maine that has never had a Nazi tattoo and we’re still going with the Nazi tattoo guy?

a lot of people crack wise about bluesky but what if i told you it facilitated the purchase of the onion by an internet guy who then went on to dismantle one of the biggest misinformation engines of the 21st century

Take it seriously, because this is your last chance to get offa train THATS HEADED FOR A CLIFF!

It takes a lot to get me to watch an 18minute video, but I watched this entire video and it was well worth it

at the doo doo store and i can't get any doo doo because it's stuck in the straight or hormuz, now i have to settle for pee pee