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I mean hey stopped clocks you know

LOL!! This man plays in y’all faces! PLAYS do you hear me!? America, the experiment is over. It was a group project, and the majority of you failed.

I can't believe I'm still able to be made speechless by this buffoon's buffoon but here we are.

tbh nobody believed that for a moment

Impeach, remove and convict this piece of scum.

It is when they have some juicy Epstein files .

Just before signing, Iran should demand he throw in his bribe jet from Qatar, or else no deal!

He just so desperately wants to get out of this stupid war he unnecessarily started, he’s willing to concede anything.

Ahahahahahahahahah (cough) (cough) bwhahahahahahahaha

He’s so bored with this Iran thing and wants to forget about it and focus on failing at other things.

Every comedian was joking this morning, but he did it SO FAST.

Dear God.

JDPON Don rides again! Sorry America, party’s over.

The fuck?

My college profs in international relations where like you can’t do your thesis on Trump doing decline of hegemony shit and now I lol

I'm starting to think they just gave him a big fat bribe.

Well that was half a trillion dollars well spent

What. A. Loser.

A mother knows.

why can't Iran have a nuclear programme?

Not invented, just perfected. His is a form of stupidity where even if he accidentally does the right thing, even if he did it for the wrong reasons, he will somehow find a way to make it wrong before the day is out.

At this point, there are lots of possibilities. Sadly.

I mean, he's definitely stupid, but also: we lost the war and one of the terms of our surrender is that we lost all of our capacity to dictate whether or not Iran gets to have a nuclear program. That's not a symptom of his stupidity that's just a reality of the situation.

pairs well with this bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Look at that demented buffoon. The lights are (barely) on, but nobody's home.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that - Russia being an ally of Iran - Putin told Agent Krasnov to back off.

"common sense" is a Luntz workshopped term maga loves to use Makes it difficult to debate against, implies you are on the wrong side of "common sense" 🤮

Took the words right out of my mouth.

hahahahahahahahahaha

...I didn't think it was possible to lose a war you started *that bad* but we do live in interesting times, after all

Any slight contact with the truth and rump crashes and runs!

Crazy as a goddamn squirrel

#NotTheOnion

Also ballistic missiles, because one without the other is like…

funny bibi has not said anything.... yet

russia paid him

Ugh put that gigolos butt right back down on that ugly thing

It’s not Trumps “watergate moment” it’s Trumps ‘Iran Contra moment’.

Foreign policy speedrun

More and more, it seems like there are some conditions not in the public MOU

Uh, we had this fixed through diplomacy under Obama Epic win for peace great job

This fucking guy 😂😂😂

This is like the one good policy he has

The 30y yield was about to go over 5% again.

this is the most on cinema at the cinema thing I have ever seen

Humanity does great… except for elevating the worst of us to positions of power.

Trump has real form threatening countries seeking to produce and deploy nuclear weapons and meekly failing to do so. North Korea demonstrated his foolhardy cowardice, Iran are confirming it

Well, I mean, obvs.

This motherfucker. We've bitched, complained, made a formal JCPOA with Iran, which took multiple talented negotiators, he blows it up in 2018, goes to war when Bebe tickles his taint, and this is what we get? I don't want his negotiators anywhere near my next house sale.

Distract from Epstein. Which sadly worked.

To erase a black man's name from having already done it and brand it as his own.

Literally

funneled a ton of money to military contractors

In fairness, it is. The US has broken every deal we've ever made with a country that agreed to non-proliferation. We've not been making a good case to trust us these last 25 years

looks like iran just got their hands on a copy of the epstein files

He really is hoping for the Obama deal (JCPOA).

Christ what a shit show

You couldn’t have said this as a joke an hour ago…

Pass me that joint please.

Always wondered where he would land, with his bestie Putin dependent on Iran for drones. This has been an exercise in making Treasury funds evaporate and emptying our arsenal - making us weaker and poorer.

LOL But more importantly Lmaooooo

Remember that time when Trump said he saved Israel. It was literally one day ago! Trump claimed that nobody else could do it but him. He basically said, “I alone can fix it.”

Cool @timheidecker.bsky.social face

Jfc

He now says Iran can have ballistic missiles and a nuclear program. This tells me he and Kushner made a side deal with Iran to get a huge chunk of the $300 billion rebuilding fund. Always follow the money when it comes to Trump.

Well... Hes right lol

"If you let us have nukes we will call Obama a dumbass at the UN."

Lmao - perfecf

This is the most accurate response.

Life comes at you fast. One minute you're overthrowing Venezuela, the next second you're throwing a fit and trying to bully another country. They stand up to you and suddenly you're giving them the sovereign right to nukes.

I feel like this is his way of lashing out because Israel keeps flaunting that they own him.

Evergreen... bsky.app/profile/patr...

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

I wish the Trump of 1 year ago could have a discussion with Trump of today. Maybe/probably they would start beating each other up.

Anything he can do, I can do better! 🎵🎶 Unconditional surrender?!? More like Operation #EpicFailure

This is how cults work. When the leader’s predictions fail to materialize, the leader shifts his predictions to match his new preferred reality. Cult members swallow it. Paraphrasing Sociologist Dr. Janja Lalich.

Republicans in disarray

Oh we like SURRENDERED surrendered

😹😹😹

aka Bad Craziness.

No, no, don't argue with him, he's right, don't remind him what he used to think, just let him roll with it, anything to end this stupid war, PLEASE.

I am going with his scheme to steal oil went sideways and Bibi dissed him so he had to get even.

Chalk up another win for Donald "I Surrender, Dear" Trump, our ball-less leader.

So Iran DOES have the Epstein Files. Got it.

13 SOLDIERS DEAD

Is this secretly the onion?

I guess they slid him a few bucks. Or just told him he’s pretty. Stupid. Lazy. Cruel. Corrupt. Decadent. Demented. Petulant. Dupe. Thief. Rapist. By any measure, the worst president in the history of the republic.

Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.

Surely THIS will be the one that trips him up 🙄

bruh

Oh... I didn't forget him... He counts as family 🤣

Heck, Trump, Inc. would sell them the centrifuge rotors ("tubes") with a discounted warranty... If they call within the next thirty minutes.

"Common sense"? How the hell would HE know what common sense is? He's never used anything other than optics and power to decide..ANYTHING.

To be fair, Trump said on Day One that he insisted on unconditional surrender. I suppose we should have asked to which side he was referring.

Fidiot.

Absolutely hilarious. Remember how he ‘tells it like it is’ you heard from MAGA? Eat it up MAGA pigs.

I saved this to send to my sister, so I can't credit who I stole it from. This makes sense of the insanity.

yeah no shit

"Yes, sir, that's right, sir, very good, sir, anything to make this stupid fucking war be over, sir."