Nat Torkington

Nat Torkington

@gnat.bsky.social

Beloved banjo player of the people. Co-owner and CTO of an apparel ERP company. In former lives: open source, Perl, O'Reilly Media, new technology. Bereavement is sadder and weirder than you can imagine.

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Hey hey. If any of you see any election-related scams or fakes can I ask you to send me the links/details: Paul.brislen@tcf.org.nz Keen to get it in the hands of the right people to take action. Any platform, any medium.

Treated myself to an early Christmas present and subscribed.

David Farrier@davidfarrier.com

in 2000, there were 470 billionaires. in 2010, the number had more than doubled, to 1000 billionaires total. together, they controlled around $3.6 trillion in capital. for power and wealth like this, politics is less than pocket change: www.webworm.co/elections/

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Omg, Ralph Fiennes has the time of his life cosplaying as Satan in The Bone Temple. So much glorious ham it’s basically Christmas on screen.

Kiwibank mascot, Orange Guy voting mascot, Briscoes lady ... I think Kiwis are just horny for ads. I can't be the only one who wants to fill every hole of the Pak'n'Save stick figure man, if only to shut him up.

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JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

pmamtraveller.bsky.social@pmamtraveller.bsky.social

The Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola

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I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...

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Google and Apple immediately update their maps.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”

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Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

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They may think they’re winning. But they can’t stop us baby.

Jolisa Gracewood@nzdodo.bsky.social

“Ruby Tui belted out Tūtira Mai Ngā Iwi at Eden Park, and 40,000 fans sang with her. Four months later, Harry Styles sang the first line of the song at his concert in Auckland and the crowd sang the rest back to him. This was who we were. And this is what Jordan Williams set out to destroy.” #nzpol

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but i kept being told that this wasn't real, NZ weren't actually involved, it was always the "US part of the business" etc etc etc by supporters of RocketLab This is a very significant shift in NZ defense policy, and certainly doesn't lend itself to independence www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

rnz.co.nzNew Zealand agrees to put almost $24 million into military satellite US is buildingNew Zealand has agreed to put almost $24 million into a military satellite the United States is building.

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an amazing new project launches today in new zealand: people can report sexual harm, and get matched with others who reported the same person. when you report, you get a lawyer - and lawyer-client privilege. for free. i profile the website, technology, charity, & law firm here: www.webworm.co/tika/

webworm.coThis Could Change The Way Victims Get JusticeDavid Farrier's Webworm looks at Alison Mau and Zoë Lawton's Tika: a new way to report sexual harm in Aotearoa, New Zealand.

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Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)

Paul Brislen@brislen.nz

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)

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That's around 20-odd jobs per data centre.

Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret)@portlandken.bsky.social

The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.

I say this with love, as a Gen Xer who has come to grips with "hook up" no longer being safe to use in a non-sexual sense. Kids, it used to just mean "meet up with" before it meant "have a one-night stand with".

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Me (to a little boy beside me in a cafe who is wearing a yellow coat): Nice coat. Little boy: Thank you. It means when night comes I can hide as a star.

Donated. ✅ Community project ✅ Benefiting a small community ✅ FOR SCIENCE! Some day I hope to go visit and see ... Maxwell's field. 🥁

Richard Easther@rjme.bsky.social

Folks, it's not often that physics-fans are asked to donate money to a small Scottish church, but this is going to be one of those times -- since the church is the last resting place of James Clerk Maxwell... www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...

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VOTE RURU

Bumbleebee@parrykylie.bsky.social

Ruru has never won bird of the year. This is an outrage! Don't let those horny Kākāpō seduce you. Vote Ruru! #teamruru #birdoftheyear