wet ass pasta

Time to renew my pinned post! Hi, I’m Hazel. Lesbian shitposter extraordinaire. 👩🏻‍🦳 32 years old 💉 3.5 years on HRT ✊ Somewhere between leftist and anarchist (I’m still figuring it out) 🔥 Mediocre bassist & songwriter, retired mosher 🎮 Gaymer (cringe)

There comes a time in every reactionary politician's life when he must steel himself, insert a nasogastric tube for unclear reasons, put on his bravest grimace, and give the weirdest thumbs-up anyone has ever seen.

Oh no 😭 One of the last members of the USS Enterprise has left. RIP Walter Marvin Koenig (1936-2026) Star Trek, Babylon 5, Moontrap, The Starlost, The Questor Tapes, Futurama... What a career in sci-fi. I will miss Pavel Chekov. Again 😞

Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

At the punk bar smoking Japanese cigarettes in flavors you couldn’t possibly comprehend

There's a lot of ways you can imagine why a Dem would do that shit and frankly all of them are locked in that January 2025 chickenshit mindset, absolutely no vision for where the country is at. "Leave my gay ass friends alone" is such a powerful message and all of them are scared of it.

I don’t remember the last time I saw a gaming community in deep collective mourning the way we we’ve been with Mass Effect these past few days. I’m still really upset about it.

Airbnb went from a cheap way to crash in a spare bedroom or rent a vacation house for a weekend and turned into "what if hotels openly hated you and acted like they were doing you a favor by letting you give them hundreds of dollars to stay there, and also it's more expensive"

Google is now the definition of evil.

we cannot co-exist with people like this. we either find a way to excise them, or we let them choke us with their ignorance.

It would be lovely if the video games industry would let the people who make the games buy food

DUAL WIELDING??????????

not yet, funk soul brother

Diminish an anime Semimetal Pharmacist

Is there a video game that legitimately changed the trajectory of your life? If so, what was it? I myself have a handful of answers to this. But I think Cyberpunk 2077 probably had the biggest impact. I might not have ever figured out that I’m trans without playing that game.

Mr. El-Sayed do you disavow the Hamburglar and his reign of terror on the citizens of McDonaldland

godspeed you! fuckaas bitch

I'll never understand the logic of parties & candidates trying to shift rightwards 'to appeal to more people'. The right will still hate you and not trust you for myriad other reasons. People on the left will now hate you because you've thrown people under the bus who they support.

Unfortunately there are people who care about trans people having rights who are not trans people themselves and I’m sure that the number will suddenly grow exponentially post election when candidates have lost and you’re looking for someone to blame that isn’t the candidates themselves

I love estrogen 🖤

if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and my serenity is punctured by the sound of your tesla flipping in the air, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher

The year of our lord 2026 and people are still out here condemning John Brown's violence?!? John Brown? Nonviolence is truly a brain rotting ideology

its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "exactlyyyy"

I Saw the TV Glow (2024)

A reminder for those at the back.

Anyone wanna repost to help me grow my account here 🥺💙

Y’all, I hate to rain on the dead bot parade, but the Yandex data center destruction doesn’t seem to have significantly impacted social media bots. I made temporal graphs of X posts about AfD around the time of the attack and there’s no sign of a sudden dip or residual impact on that conversation.

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Digger is done.

I am a die hard Fantasy Enjoyer but I am so suspicious of modern fantasy stories for this reason. If someone recommends me a fantasy series published in the last 10 years I am side-eyeing it so hard. I just want sincerity back.

In dire need of deeply intimate sex with another t-girl