The Coward Papa Joe

Hi. My name is Joe. I genuinely enjoy fast food. I like Marvel Movies. I think elephants are great You don't have to care about my opinions on art if you don't want to. I don't have any power anyway

I love dogs so much

Boosting 😭😭😭

I relate to Wanda Maximoff far to much to easily forgive her

Here is Duck, topping herself up after mama decided the nursing session was over, leaving me with hungry babies.

I’m hurting so much I need to pay my rent in a few days and I need to pay the dentist for this emergency root canal in the morning I got panic attacks and passed out and fell and hurt my jaw, mouth, tooth chipped badly, and I’m in so much pain Please help me

Please manifest for me I’m so scared I’m hurting so much

People try to argue that "fairness in sports" is a separate issue from respecting trans people. Guys. It's not. I've talked so much about trans sports over the years, but all I'm gonna say now is: you don't prohibit participation in society from people you respect. Just say you don't respect us.

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

We should be able to.invoke our mental illnesses. Let someone choose to disassociate through a 12 hour shift at Walgreens if they want

[CW: slavery, SA] I wish this were true, but it's not even close to true.🤷🏿‍♂️ "Wishing and hoping that you may yet live to increase the debt which our Country owes you" - Pres. Madison, to Pres. Thomas Jefferson Sally Hemings was younger than most of Epstein's victims.

need the B-52s to cover “Ghostbusters” so I can stop doing it around the house

Have you ever actually seen a show say "that just happened"? I'm sure they have but I've nevef seen it

Can a rich person save me? Can a bunch of people save me? Please help me avoid being homeless

I’m so close to being evicted Please save me My wife and pets and I don’t deserve to be homeless. No one does. Please help me

democrat candidates who are willing to waffle on 'men playing girls sports' are willing to throw any number of your rights under the bus if it will get them power the very idea that human rights are up for debate is an immediate disqualifier

My mother donated her body to magic I was not prepared for what came next:

I think it's a better history lesson if it's left in ruins kind of like when the guy sees how shitty the statue looks now in the Ozymandias poem. Thousand year Reich my ass you'll say

VisionQuest sure does hate migraine sufferers

Prove them wrong. Prove ya’ll care about trans art. Prove ya’ll care about trans non-fiction. Prove ya’ll care about trans girl. Please share my memoir far and wide and purchase it and read it.

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Hate when I depression has receipts

I want a neurological clone of myself while I'm still alive. I'm always at least one short on game night

Arm the femmes

You don't need to understand someone. You just need to understand that they deserve respect.

@moviehooligan.bsky.social You're right The Goblin King is just a van away from arguing against age of consent laws

I don’t wanna get evicted in 10 days I’m still 1800 short on rent venmo.com/u/junoschultz Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail ko-fi.com/junostump

I like when a woman can destroy me but very importantly will never do so

If you're like me you're tired ALL the time

Cats > No Cats

YOU GUYS THERE'S A DOG ON THE TRAIN

I've learned over the years that when someone calls in distress, I shouldn't ask if I should come over. Instead I say "I'm already in the car, unless you don't want me there" because people are terrified to bother each other, especially when they're already vulnerable. The call *is* the ask. Go.

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff “… you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong.”

When it’s all too much - listen to my dad who, I’m CERTAIN, didn’t know he was gonna have SIX KIDS

Kylie is losing her apartment in Michigan and has to move in with her Mom in Florida because she has no other family with space Please help her This is a mutual aid request that is important to help someone not be homeless soon

Just watched X-Files's Home for hopefully the last time Its true: they're just CHUDS with a car

I love Mario Kart

I want a big gummy that's like the size of an apple but is made in layers like an onion so as i get deeper the flavors change Outside sour, please