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Eric Bauza ❤️

Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis https://theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-new-flushable-khakis/

How are Resident Evil fans complaining when they recreated so much of the games in the movie

The Israeli military acknowledged firing on a car carrying 5-year-old Hind Rajab in Gaza after earlier denials as it opens a criminal probe into the January 2024 killing. https://cnn.it/3U6I6jU

once again I am asking for a democratic party that actually does what republicans claim they will do

The White House posted on Facebook claiming that 198 Democrats voted against banning members of Congress from trading stocks while in office. What they don’t tell you is that House Republicans attached the SAVE Act to the bill.

The idea that Trump wouldn't have used this as a mandate and willy nilly rounded up every first-generation non-white American by the end of the year had ONE person's vote gone differently is delusional. Things would've gotten very hot very fast.

Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”

Poncle - "Following today's news about gen AI usage by Epic to create all sort of game assets, including Fortnite characters, we're currently "reviewing" our collaboration with Fortnite. We'll let you know if anything moves forward."

#SonicRacingCrossWorlds #Evangelion

Look closely at just whom is tearing down the barricade. The governor, police, media and AG blamed the protesters. It’s clearly the state police who pushed it down.

ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

“I have some very bad news! I have just been informed that Mister Trump has passed away at Walter Reed hospital! Easter is canceled! That is all!”

The things I felt when I realized this was the Earth and not the Moon

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

RIP to one of the guys behind the ATHF Boston incident:

BREAKING NYT: An ongoing military investigation has determined that the United States is responsible for a deadly Tomahawk missile strike on an Iranian elementary school, according to U.S. officials and others familiar with the preliminary findings. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more. They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies.

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man.

Welcome back hitclips!

Happy Twin Peaks Day.

Crying Ronald McDonald painting I did for my baby mama

Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/

Grok says I have Internet connectivity issues

CEOs Never Cum

Bad Bunny again. I want to see some of the worst people in the world explode

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer. (I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)