Ian Morley

Basketball free throws should be worth two points each, but the hoop should move from side to side.

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Finally drew a stupid comic I have been making in my head over the past week after seeing one too many 'bogan moth' comments on social media lol

now that i’m in my forties i’m trying to add a doofus gawk to my repertoire. you know when you see a guy in the grocery store stop at the end of an aisle with his mouth open and gaze down there for so long you wonder why he doesn’t just walk down the aisle? that’s the move. that’s what i want

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

Nathan Fielder Quietly Deletes Footage Of Theranos Machine Working Perfectly

Official Portrait from here on out. 📸

holy crap

I am still astonished that I can fill up my car with sunshine

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"A research team I was part of has tentatively dated the wreck to around 2700–2400 BCE.... Prior to this discovery, the world’s oldest shipwreck was a wreck off the coast of Dokos...thought to have been from about 4,200 years ago, SUUUUUCK SHIT, LOSERS!" theconversation.com/worlds-oldes...

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

Well done to SMH. Fought til the end. Great occasion. #AustraliaCup

could we just keep giving a random person the nobel peace prize every day until Trump blows an artery

elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity

Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.

It’s a question that I wish was interrogated more. When you hear people’s worries about ‘Attacks on our way of life’, I wonder why some attacks (Othered) are worthy of concern, but attacks like changing climate, economic insecurity, and reduced cultural output are not.

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

no....no!!!!!

Sometimes I learn about a company and wish that I was in a position where I could go get a job there purely to cause trouble.

Jeffrey Archer has sadly succumbed in his long battle with Jeffrey Heavy Cavalry

will you people shut the fuck up

Look, I don't even know/give much of a shit about NRL and its lore, but it is beautiful to see an end-to-end try from the Knights against Easts. #NRLGF

Once again - the problem isn't "ooo AI models are too scary and powerful". It's that the developers of these products are irresponsible dolts, who have absolutely no intention of changing how they behave. Stop making excuses, use existing laws and make them responsible for their own actions.

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy

tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x

It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,

Pissant behaviour from Endrick. #AUSvBRA #JogoBonito

Beach got near it. Lamenting the WC exit whatifs... #AUSvBRA

Circati has earned his scrappy 'turn it in at a corner' goal. He's put in a few efforts across both games. #AUSvBRA

Clear that Brazil has either been read the riot act, or has been drilled on a few clear things. Paying enough respect to the Socceroos this time. Good to see we're still getting our counterattacking outlets. #AUSvBRA

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

Manchester Cheaty....is this a thing?

how can you tell me the algo’s not alive when all my targeted ads are things like this

Meta needs to release smart underwear

Claude making a scientific discovery