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The vaccines worked

If only we could crack this secret code

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Anyone want a ticket to Melania? You have literally all of them to choose from. h/t Alex Petit.

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

Let's stop calling it "domestic violence" and call it what it really is: "MEN KILLING THEIR PARTNERS." www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...

pepper spraying someone in the face from inches away while they are already restrained on the ground should get you fired and land you in jail, no exceptions

In related news Stephen miller is reported to be suffering from hypothermia

I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.

Ron Lauder (of the Estee Lauder Cosmetics dynasty) is part of the evil cabal behind taking Greenland. YOU CAN GET BETTER COSMETICS AT ULTA FOR CHEAPER! BOYCOTT ESTEE LAUDER!

Anoldo Prumt. No one will crack that code.

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

I would love it if the country would wake up to the fact that America’s billionaires are almost universally sniveling cowards who won’t actually do anything about anything.

When people argue that renewable energy sources are too expensive, remember that we don’t invade countries to seize wind farms and there are no solar cartels. Fossil fuels have enormous geopolitical, public health, and climate externalities.

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

If only they had hired Barry White

How will big box stores with massive parking lots make money if you get what you need in smaller stores you can walk to? How will gas/oil companies make money if you're not driving a massive SUV between parking lots? How will online social/dating apps steal your data if you meet people irl?

So the "most transparent president in history" won't let Jack Smith's testimony become public. He's got them holding back tens of thousands of Epstein documents, haven't seen his taxes, his school records, and no one knows why the East Wing was destroyed before he even had ballroom plans. Yeah.

Pressed on this, Gemini also recanted. It's not a standard English expression, it admitted, but it is a useful metaphor. So now I've got one LLM gaslighting me rather than snitching on another LLM for making shit up. And that's the point of this thread:

Is it possible for flags to fly at double-staff?

They want us mad at the Grinch so we don't ask who would actually have the resources to steal Christmas

It is *shocking*. Donald Trump may be the weakest human to have ever existed. Which is impressive, given that he is, by a large margin, the stupidest motherfucker on the planet too. Just the absolute nadir of humanity. There is no quality he has where you can find someone worse at it.

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Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.

MacKenzie Scott shows that giving large sums of money away is actually easy. The trick is to want to help other people.

Bill Nye on the goddamn front lines, as I would expect

Everyone knows data centers use a ton of water. What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains. And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.

Imagine how dangerous Trump would be if he had smart people working for him.

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

She’s so cringe with her heavy cosplaying. I can’t deal.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

Why is nobody mentioning this? bsky.app/profile/did:...

Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

It's interesting how upset Trump and his billionaires are that we elected a mayor who actually wants to represent his constituents as our constitutional founders intended. We have very few elected officials who stand for us instead of for a few wealthy billionaires. Let's take our government back.

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ... *opens manilla envelope* ... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ... *slides 8x10 photo across table* ... you wore the tutti frutti

I call this image "there are many ways to be wrong and only one way to be right"

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

Don’t worry, Mitch McConnell, we haven’t forgotten that most of this is your fault.