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"How to fund the expanded system we need is a fight we can have another day; the point I want to drive home right now is that only a much larger system is going to save the ERs. There isn’t any other way to tackle that problem." www.readtheline.ca/p/matt-gurne...

Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.

great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

Starting my day making some art.

"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.

Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house

really think the least-served political alignment right now is "people want to own their stuff, not have their stuff own them"

my suggestion is Carney picks a random blue jays game, we collectively drink all the American booze left in the country while watching them ground into nine double plays, and then we drunkenly sing O Canada at midnight in a moment of national unity. vote Fulemin for more great ideas like Spite Night

my new idea for time zones. whenever you wake up, that's 9 am. and whenever you go to sleep that's 9 pm. time is no longer a fixed point. you can follow the sun or you can follow your heart. the choice is yours

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

The definition of a True Fan is someone who hates their own team more than life itself.

Well, I know what they're *not* talking about.

grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

In cave diving, you have to get lucky every time. The cave only has to get lucky once

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

This chair is uncomfortable.

All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free

we cant go another three years like: "I don't [voice goes up three octaves] thiiiiiink the president will nuke Iran?"

i understand the emotion behind this kind of sentiment but we are not doomed!! these people are not infinitely powerful and if you've decided the game is already over and everyone else alive has lost maybe just keep it to yourself or in a conversation with a therapist

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

the year 2000: i can't believe these dumbass kids made a show about kicking each other in the balls the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

sandwch guy is the gyro we need

twelve hungry men

"Did you order the Code Bread?!?"

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds