Abe Froman

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

We know who the real creeps are.

I had my AI agent create an app called “Lunch” to help me with decision fatigue and boost my productivity. It has a few pictures of things I might like to eat. Tapping one spawns a subagent to order that item on Uber Eats and 60-90 minutes later I’m eating. It’s 600 thousand lines of JavaScript.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Jesse Ventura to Piker: "Here's what pisses me off -- I did 2 tours, 17 months. So did my brother. Southeast Asia. That was at the same time Donald Trump was running and hiding like the coward he is. Why didn't he join us in the Vietnam War? I've heard him talk. He said he should be a general!"

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

mike, it would be a lot quicker if you would just say "I don't understand how polling works"

Pinky AND The Brain? in THIS economy?

Bill Maher had lunch with Donald Trump again. It’s beyond belief that someone would so willingly sit down for a meal with such a reprehensible piece of shit. But I’m sure Trump had his reasons.

did a thing, so I got a treat

The three rules of the Moopsy. 1. "Oh, fuck the Moopsy is free!" 2. "You dont understand, the Moopsy drinks your bones!" 3. "Run, run for your lives!" ~ Narj, former Managerie owner

my "zero 'coercion' required" t shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

I just backed Maybe It Will Happen Today: The 2027 Calendar! on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/miw... //cc @today-maybe.bsky.social

When leaders test the limits of power what does it mean for the people?
In 1860, Frederick Douglass reminded us the Constitution belongs to the people.
It’s time to reclaim the promise of “We The People” & demand it include ALL the people…..equally.
THEN IS NOW. Our future is ours to shape. VOTE. 🗳️

[smugly] I am much older than that.

I think they should do a commercial where a guy is about to tell his kids a bedtime story and then his boss calls on the phone and is like "I need that report NOW, I'm meeting with the VP tomorrow" and the guy pushes an AI button and it says "third quartprer report sent!" and tells his kid a story

“I guess what I would say to people worried about inflation and health care is: you gotta check out my sickass helipad”

rare non-shitpost from your pal ceej: if you self-host plex you’re gonna wanna update asap. crypto miner malware started hitting installs yesterday, it got me and I’m usually pretty up on this stuff

sigh. they couldn't have done this 20 years ago when I was still homebrewing and willing to "level up" to distillation?

It's always October 19th in your heart.

The generation that got to buy cheap houses thanks to a postwar construction boom, then blocked new housing construction to juice their asset values is now whining that they have to pay taxes on their unearned wealth. Just breathtaking selfishness.

One, I live in a county that went 81% for Trump, if I'm going to have such political discussions it will be with neighbors face-to-face and not with some random Russian bot on X, two, I'm not on social media to dialogue with Russian bots, I'm here to enjoy myself and hang with cool people

a stopped clock and all that

this machine just called me an asshole

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

what, no tilly norwood?

"I'm unable to access real.com" oh, I'm sorry, but our proxies can't send traffic back to 2002

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: Near Dark for Tax Purposes

Why does the air taste like pennies

Today at The Reveal, I bring CONFESS, FLETCH into The New Cult Canon. Now that it has become a cult classic through the organic process of me calling it that, they simply have to produce more Fletch movies with Greg Mottola and Jon Hamm. Free to read: thereveal.film/the-new-cult...

The second performance by the two Wreck-gars, seen her celebrating Nee Pong Night in Provence, will be at 7 pm at Jams in Santa Monica on October 22nd. Tickets will get you signed books of Idle in Provence as well as The Wreck-gars deuxieme duo dance. Almost sold out.

My man looks like Stanley Kubrick dressed up as Velma for Halloween

my sources are telling me that ken paxton just checked into the Ligma Center

is "no crying in the casino" even a thing people say?

Kevin Smith ass character name *Jason Mewes voice* "Palmer Luckey? the kid who got his balls caught in a vacuum cleaner?! last I heard he got a swim team captain pregnant and they moved by Fort Dix"

still in the early chapters of Misery where Paul Sheldon thinks Annie Wilkes is a quirky yet caring person who is devoted to his well-being

this is indeed a criminal investigation, in the sense that everyone involved in pursuing it is a criminal

Do you know how hard it is to lose the war if you're the United States? It's about as unlikely as bankrupting a casino.

There are many ways to destroy a university. Texas Tech, Texas A&M + the University of Texas have each taken a different approach…But the result will be the same: substandard education, substandard research + graduates who are less prepared for their future… + more prepared to obey without question.

Over at the bad place I made a post about the administration and their “Domestic Errorism”,,, the crowd coming after me for spelling or typos without understanding a good play on words 🤣🫠🤔