Jeremy Roman (scary)

I can't believe rioters in France have stormed the US Embassy

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

The "numbers" era of the Alt National Park Service (from roughly Feb. - Aug. 2025) was easily the funniest, but also the saddest; I was watching thousands and thousands of people get drawn in by spy-movie nonsense in real time.

Glad I got to be piled on with bad faith takes that deliberately ignore how I talk about voting by ppl who rather scream at a trans woman who points out how Dems treat us then doing anything to critique how Dems treat trans ppl. Always fun. See yall in 2028 when do it to me again. Set my calendar.

AI shouldn't be able to fire you, fire a weapon, or deny you healthcare.

new tingler 'NOT POUNDED BY THE SENTIENT TESLO FLYING CAR BECAUSE IT’S OBVIOUSLY FAKE BUT I’M SURE PEOPLE WHO THINK THE PIRATES AT THEME PARKS ARE REAL AND BIRTHDAY PARTY MAGICIANS ARE ACTUAL WIZARDS ARE PUMPED.' out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HNHXRGJ2/ and patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...

PAXTON: hey we're catching a lot of shit for holding our final rally at the alamo, the site of an infamous Texas doomed last stand TRUMP:

James Carville looks like one of those apes the soviets gave cancer to.

"X years from now historians will struggle to explain..." We won't struggle to explain shit. People might refuse to believe our explanations! But what's happening in the US and around the world right now is very explainable.

I can’t wait till Grok comes to life and kills its master 

Good for him.

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

hitman: you won't have a problem with your cousin... once removed

Zacharia story at core is another example of unqualified white person being hired by Trump administration. And I emphasize "white" because anger at DEI is NOT that unqualified black people were being hired, but that it blocked unqualified white people getting hired. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

why do nazis keep showing up

Anybody who does this deserves the outcome

I’m feeling sick! ​Today, our supposed allies decided to give the mad goblin in the Kremlin more money to keep killing us, and blamed us for it in the process! We made them buy russian oil, you see? By defending ourselves. Freaking circus. ​Donate to the Armed Forces of Ukraine

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it

If it bursts the moment a Democrat takes office, I’m becoming a communist.

...what?!

one more time for the crew

If your belief system is against the concept of equal rights, your belief system can fuck off.

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

I am thrilled and proud beyond measure to support the amazing workers who create and design the games I and my loved ones have spent a lifetime playing. I implore everybody to sign the petition and signal boost the campaign as far and wide as we can!

"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

new wolfenstein looks like shit

*ominous Soviet beeping intensifies*

To Valhalla

Reminder to any lefties out there tempted to hand it to tuck tuck - this guy is not our ally

"I'm supposed to be a tough guy," Curtis confided. "I can hold your hand," the mayor offered "What happens if I faint?" Sliwa asked. "I've got you," Mamdani assured him, grabbing his hand as Sliwa received his flu shot. abc7ny.com/post/nyc-may...

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

happy october

He’s since backed out of this so congratulations everyone, bullying works! Nicholas Hoult now upgraded to “Guy We’re Keeping An Eye On”

drunk history wolf 359