BREAKING: Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva won an unprecedented fourth term, the country’s electoral court said, defeating challenger Flávio Bolsonaro, who sought to revive his father’s far-right movement.
Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted
Reports coming in that, in the city of Salvador, a far-right politician - the actual mayor - has reduced the fleets of available buses so that Lula voters can't get to the polling stations.
The next Democratic power swing needs to act like a fire department, a police department and a construction crew simultaneously, because we got a fire, an arson, and nowhere to sleep at night.
An interviewer once asked Charles Schulz if he had ever considered hiring assistants to write/draw Peanuts for him.
Schulz laughed and responded “I’d just as soon hire someone to play golf for me!”
Putin has short guy syndrome.
Trump has short dick syndrome.
(Obama clearly has neither.)
In large part our lives are miserable because of these two “men” who have massive inadequacy issues.
Elon Musk is a greasy secretion with a powerful odor, produced in a glandular sac in the abdomen of a male musk deer and used in traditional medicines and formerly in the manufacture of perfumes. Literally in his last name!
You should give me money instead of other YouTubers like Ethan Klein because I can promise I will never ever ever make knowing who I am an imposition on your day.
Even if this were viable as a concept (that there's an afterlife; that it allows conversations with others; that enslavers are going the same place as you), who cares? Oh, are you mad at me, Ben Franklin? Tough shit.
ill be fucking their little tri-corn hat wearing asses up. founding fathers never saw brazilian jui jitsu. Never saw muy thai. im putting ben franklin in a kimura.
Journalist Jim Acosta is reporting that the MAGA regime is planning on testing a barbaric heat ray weapon that would be used on the Southern Border to burn immigrants’ skin.
Only a true evil hateful piece of shit would still vote for this.
I don't know, this sounds like the basis of a reasonable compromise to me.
"If you continue to oppose us, we will change the gender of every last child in the United States of America. However, if you surrender now we will be magnanimous and only change the genders of those kids who want it."
we've identified another vulnerability leak. now hackers on the dark web have identified your bad knee and that weird thing your shoulder does if you sleep on it wrong. there's no patch available for this, they're now just keenly aware you feel like your career has stalled out