Limo Wreck

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

HEY DIPSHIT THE BALL GOES WHERE YOUR HIPS ARE POINTED AND GUESS WHAT - YOUR HIPS WERE POINTED RIGHT THE ENTIRE TIME

Oh no. That is a serious leg injury for Jalen Williams. You can hear a pin drop in here right now.

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Brazil President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva wins fourth term, according to electoral court.

Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

I didn't realize there was a sharp downturn in Youtube influencer ad and sponsorship revenue. May be an underrated contribution to both the "why are economic vibes are terrible" conversation and the "why did Gen Z turn on Trump" conversation youtu.be/vCMfltmszHY?...

A month ago, Sir Jim Ratcliffe lectured the Prime Minister, telling him he should run Britain in the same way he runs Manchester United

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen stay exactly the same in your lifetime? I say rubber bands. They were fine back then and they’re fine now.

To-do list for SD Mayor Pete and DSD Uncle Frank (and the transition team): - at 1201 rip down the stupid fucking sign, regardless of whether Congress has officially changed the name (not looking good for the 27 NDAA lol) - at 1202 issue orders to rename all the confederate bases back*

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

I have greatly enjoyed watching America feel the same things I have felt about Vivek Ramaswamy since the fall of 2003

Vivek has set the estranged parent revolt political project back by 2 years

As one of the candidates featured in these polls - the infamous one in late June that showed me plummeting into single digits (which was at odds with our internals) - here's the impact of this "experiment"

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played the game without having slept. Crazy.

every single week i am nothing short of amazed by what the nfl red zone channel is able to pull off. logistically speaking it's a brilliant feat of engineering. 22 guys on the field, probably two or three costume changes per minute. astounding

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

A message from your favorite ice cream shop in Union Square, Somerville: It’s very cold out, but it’s Saturday and you deserve an ice cream cone.

So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…

if Trump does manage to catalyze the destruction of fossil capital (politically speaking) the Marxist histories of this era written 40 years from now are going to be magnificent

I just learned that historian Craig Symonds has passed away. This is incredibly sad news for our community. He was a fantastic historian and a really good guy.

She done lost her damn mind.

Lion channel

Here’s LL Cool J trying to explain Clausewitz’s “remarkable trinity” to an uncomprehending Joe Rogan

Posted a clip across platforms let’s check in on the inclusive and friendly Twitter

Most Overrated People in Human History. 1. Christopher Columbus 2. Richard the Lionheart 3. Eric Clapton 4. Justin Herbert 5. T.S. Eliot 6. Robert E. Lee 7. Whoever Invented Agriculture 8. Marcel Proust 9. Hannibal Barca (the Elephant dude) 10. George Lucas

OOPS GOP ad buyer mixes up Portlands, spends money meant to help Maine Sen. Susan Collins in Oregon The PAC boosting Collins is "absolutely furious" at the "ridiculous error" made by the buyer, which takes blame and has refunded the money. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

Here are the details: literally any time, any place, any network.

“Free Palestine” banner flown over Gillette Stadium during the Patriots-Raiders game today. I’m told it was put on by a group of Boston locals “who are pissed off at Robert Kraft.”

dumbest football team in the league

They’re saying that I want to abolish prisons, but that’s crazy. After all, we need somewhere to lock up crooks like Ashley Moody. What kind of person steals $10 millions dollars from sick kids? #AngieForFlorida

Thank you for having me last night, Kacey Musgraves !

Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.

If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races

Remarkable. 🚀 @elerianm.bsky.social @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

pretty soon los angeles is gonna entomb freddie freeman in one of those really big titan warhammers and they're only going to awaken him every few octobers to hit a bunch of bombs. they can do this for a couple of millennia at least

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and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious

CAVAN SULLIVAN THAT IS PREPOSTEROUS! #USMNT x VW

Cavan Sullivan you magnificent bastard #USMNT