Mary@Work

More than anything else, the whole world runs on the disregarded suffering of children.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

LOL at today's Spelling Bee

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

Coffinfefe

Just as the prophecy foretold

Defunding public radio eliminates a warning system for natural disasters. Going forward, the government must reach rural red state residents by embedding emergency alerts in fake AI videos of immigrants committing crimes.

Looking forward to the new podcast “Fuck That Guy and Yeah Fuck That Other Motherfucker Too” with Hunter Biden

I know we complain a lot, but it's pretty nice here sometimes.

Chicago Fire supporters staged a protest at Saturday's game after three fans were banned for holding an anti-ICE sign. blockclubchicago.org/2025/07/13/c...

Me during my bisexual days.

Walking into the gender neutral restroom like

Riley Gaines is in the Epstein files. Fifth name down

When you think about it, every Pope is from Chicago

In a country characterized by the rule of law, some regulation of immigration is a legitimate function of government. In a lawless, expressly bigoted, and expressly corrupt regime, it is not. Download IceBlock and defy this administration.

I’ve warned about the nativist mind virus for many years. They’d destroy the economy, bankrupt the government, shred the Constitution, trample our freedoms, and imprison their own people to get what they want: not just mass deportation, but something more like ethnic cleansing

Sorry, NYT, but if this isn't a word, it should be

If you're a member of the Democratic gerontocracy, the chances of you catching a primary challenger just went up 1000%.

Brad Lander speaks: "Andrew Cuomo is in the past. He is not the present or future of New York City. Good fucking riddance"

schadenfreudescrolling

It’s hard to overstate how angry rank and file Dems are at the Dem establishment right now. And if I were a self-preservationist incumbent I would take note.

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

Entirely possible the general gets ratfucked into oblivion, but i can't stress enough how important it is to destroy awful politicians in the most humiliating fashion possible to dissuade other prominent pieces of shit from making their careers everyone else's problem.

Wouldn’t it be an amazing turn of events if all these monsters and abusers in the Democratic Party, who have been collectively harming us our whole lives, lost big right now in front of our faces???

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

Virtual brainstorming session at work yesterday. About 90% of the people in the meeting have the same ideas because everyone put the prompt in Chat GPT. Turns out there ARE bad ideas in brainstorming.

March now approaching Trump Tower. The building sits on the north side of the Chicago River. Chicago police have set up a barricade with streets and sanitation trucks to block the Michigan Ave. bridge north across the river.

Happening now in Chicago at Michigan & Ida B Wells, protesters gather to oppose ICE’s operations. Twice this week, protesters have forced Chicago’s immigration court to close early, as ICE has moved to aggressively arrest people attending their court mandated hearings.

The weather is lovely, and the whole scene in downtown Chicago is a bit surreal tonight: protests, cops, tons of people dining and drinking alfresco.

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

welcome to the revolution, waymo

The path to the end of Roe V. Wade was paved with abortion providers being killed, and clinics being bombed and set on fire.

"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...

After a few days of smoke-filled skies, this rainbow was a very welcome sight 🌈 #Chicago #ILwx #WXsky

Someone tell this double rainbow it’s supposed to be Bleak Week🌈

Happy Pride!

PRIDE MONTH DOUBLE RAINBOW IN CHICAGO HOLY SHIT

Today's #ManholeCoverMonday comes from the east bank of the Chicago River, site of a secret Memorial Day popup concert by Midamerican Elevator! @robertloerzel.bsky.social @jillthewheel.bsky.social @rogersparkman.bsky.social @willpunctuate.bsky.social @jjtindall.bsky.social @sparrersway.bsky.social

Whenever I have to go out (and I don’t feel like it) I imagine there’s a group of birds who are “people watchers” that have been waiting their whole bird lives to spot an introvert in the wild and that they’ll be telling their bird friends about me for years and it kinda helps