Matt Mustin

Genuinely baffled that anybody at Boston Dynamics seriously thought they were building a death ray for peaceful purposes only.

fucked her so raw i got salmonella

3-0.

I always sort of bounced off the Meet the Fockers movies until a cinephile friend explained what word sounds similar to their last name. Several key scenes come alive in a new light - recommended!

John Woo’s Bullet in the Head has the wedding reception scene from The Graduate except instead of ‘plastics’ the old guy tells him to smuggle drugs in Vietnam

Btw

Brewers are doing to the MLB playoffs what the Knicks did to the NBA playoffs.

The three best teams in mlb at the end of the season were probably the brewers, dodgers, and padres. Brewers chewed through both the dodgers and padres. This is one of the most dominant playoff runs I’ve ever seen.

The internet can be pretty gullible about tech products, but congrats to everyone who called exactly what this was going to be used for from the first moment they saw it.

#StarTrek #WalterKoenig

thinking about stealing fire from the gods. a hot take

the tampa bay rays are technically allowed to give up

damn that’s fuckin racist

WHAT IN THE HELL

BRICE TURANG DOUBLES THE BREWERS LEAD!

I’m so happy that these were released and Eric was able to experience their massive success.

William Contreras adds another run for the Brewers! #WorldSeries

Do you ever think about Rob Reiner and get very sad all over again.

I’ll say it: it shows what disgusting pigs Americans are that they eat their cheesecake right there at the factory instead of waiting for it to be delivered to a store or restaurant

But see if I didn’t watch the British baking show I wouldn’t learn new terms like “self-saucing pud”

I'm definitely not the first to note this but the shower scene in Psycho happens right after Marion decides to go back and return the money. She's trying to wash her sins away.

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight" has been really bugging me because a) yes you can and b) you definitely should, that was the main problem

"I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."

I think if you can’t understand why the cheesecake factory joke was funny you should not be allowed out without supervision.

Well, this blows. My agent says that Wicker movie has made my script about making a wife out of Babybel wax wrappers “unsellable” and “stupid”

People act like Elon posts things like this as if he doesn’t know it’s a straight up lie. He is posting propaganda. He is part of the new Reich. He is part of the propaganda machine. He knows the Nazis were right wing fascists who imprisoned leftists in camps.

We’ve seen the Mayor of a major US city clash with their own Police Academy before* and only tragedy** came from it. *Police Academy 6: City Under Seige **Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow

With all my heart and soul, my response is "So what?"

it is well known that in a real documentary people aren’t allowed to lie

Does it need to be said that Mass Effect shouldn’t exist without the developers and team that was working on this game? Either they come back and make the game they were, or Mass Effect dies. kotaku.com/mass-effect-...

The Evil of Frankenstein (1964, Freddie Francis)

Yo, this is awesome.

I appreciate that people want a new Mass Effect, but the future where fans advocate for the work itself and not the people who make it is the one the vultures at EA want. If you'll take it however you get it, they can keep treating people who make what you love as expendable.

Sometimes you want to go in a place that is objectively unhinged where you might actually die of chaotic food fusion inventions but you'll go out happy and sometimes you want to go into a seat of power presumably run by adults and you rarely want to go into both at the same time.

Wait they're doing this? "How DARE you slander the combined decorating taste of cheesecake factory and Saddam Hussein?"?

what's killing me about the cheesecake factory discourse is that Obama didn't even say the cheesecake is bad, he said it looks crazy in there and it does. even if you like the food, it does in fact look fucking crazy in there

excuse me ‘obama’ but our nation’s proudest and most toothless yokels think of the cheesecake factory as a sort of high end golden corral which fyi means a lot in their culture. i know this because a lot of them used to janitor for my young republicans meetings at yale