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eh go fuck yourself. "be neutral on [insert interest] when you run and then stick it to the industry when you win" is a time honored way of actually getting things done.

It was a small black pumpkin about the size of a cantaloupe which I had picked from the garden and just...kinda...put on the lower part of my windshield...like ya do.

It is past time to dismantle the post-9/11 FISA-DHS-PATRIOT Act police state. We got Osama Bin Laden a while ago, come on.

when burger king gets the new soil burger

I should disclose something. During a recent Lunch order the subagent hacked into the UN. I’m not sure why, or what it wants. It told me to post this and await further instructions.

ok its actually an extremely funny bit that r/opensource just banned discussion of linux

got carried away and added an "operator situational awareness" module that tells the operator when an interesting thing is about to happen almost immediately paid off by telling me about this lunar transit opportunity

Have you seen the new CVE? It's on leegnux. It's literally on MITRE. It's on zendo with ads. It's literally on GitLab. You can probably find it on zendo. Dude it's on Joomla.

THIS IS AN ALERT FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE… category five lock in making landfall by 2100 PDT… residents should prepare for surges of ten to twelve fuck it we balls per hour… if you have not constructed meaning for your existence, take necessary preparations immediately…

quick mention Raytheon and see if they boo because it's immoral or boo because it's a competitor

It sounds like a joke, but this here is genuinely a wind-powered rocket ship.

This is an absolutely astounding press release from eMudhra. No apology, a suggestion that the researcher who found their private keys must have used AI, and an attempt to shift blame to auditors... wow. emudhra.com/en/press-release/emudhra-statement-distrust-global-tls-intermediate-root-ca

Video of the SU-30M crash is in pretty glorious context

Stan Woodward stands up. Judge: i'm not yelling ... have I been yelling? DOJ: dont know how to answer that question Judge: have I been yelling? DOJ: want me to ask ... very difficult for me J: Mr. Lowell, have I been yelling? AL: [no] DOJ: i do not think it's improper-- J: just give me a moment/155

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

search your cameraroll for "boat" and post a pic of a boat you like

No. “Scaramucci” is plural. Singular is “Scaramouche.” Most people don’t know that, as they think the plural is “Scaramouche, Scaramouche.”

“Is porn the new ball bearings factories? Strategic bombing in the 21st century” is going to be a good paper

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

My man looks like Mike Myers wearing a mask of Michael Myers

russia losing helis left and right Mi-2 well parked

lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.

I suppose I should explain. Credential Manager, aka CredMan, aka cmdkey, is this thing.

It's always important to read what the graph axes say

not my fuck around. not my find out.

Explaincars Drama: QRH = quick reference handbook, which in this case was presumably used quite literally to handle the wasp kinetically

writing SQL activates the pain vector in deepseek v4.1 flash relatable

Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

"building" is actually meant to be parsed as a noun, it's his subtle tribute to the classic line "I love... lamp?" from _Anchorman_

Discworld QOTD, from Mort

This lawbreaking involves people making choices. Those people should be responsible for those choices and the foreseeable consequences thereof. It is not good that the above is considered a controversial statement, and perhaps a minority opinion.

bro this bus isn't even taking us to another place on the tarmac. we're on what appears to be an actual highway through rolling pastures

and now these trumpheads are crying crocodile tears about the terror they've unleashed on the american body politic. the coup party "party of coups" is having a big sad that their opponents are also now coup-curious. sow the wind, reap the whirlwind. you stupid fucking children.

I must share with you this epic community note on Twitter 😂

I'm coining a piece of AI safety terminology that I'd like to refer to as the Bond Villain problem. As a field, AI safety heavily leverages sci-fi pretty heavily, so I figure this should be fine.

I misplaced my die grinder cutoff wheel arbor and didn't really like any of the options for sale, so I grabbed a bar of 1144 steel and made my own. Hopefully I will get around to cold bluing the parts before they rust. Additional descriptions in the photo alt text.

goodnight measles goodnight mumps goodnight price at the gas pumps goodnight nazis goodnight rabies goodnight fascist nepo babies

Say what you will about AI, but LLM coding tools certainly widen the Ballmer Peak, handy for a Friday evening.

I just realized that my collection of old fluorescent light tubes which I have replaced with LEDs but not yet taken to the proper disposal facility is large enough to make the stupidest eight foot tall 7 segment display. I'm sure I don't need to know that.

Make all the captchas on your enterprise require writing personal, graphically sexual insults about KJU for an additional layer of cybersecurity.