Nick Novosel

Average Trump scandal: many people dead after uncontroversial government program illegally cut by doge for nonexistent savings Average mamdani scandal: he’s playing BASKETBALL with his FRIENDS

Wrote about the 20th anniversary of My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade, a no-shit classic rock opus in a weird time for those, and why I couldn't quite see it for what it was at the time.

Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge To 'Kill Everyone' By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream?

The part of the election runup where every day brings videos of Trump getting up in front of some battleground audience in his dumb hat and going "frankly you're terrible people, really disgusting. A bunch of stupid people and their awful kids. [long break for laughter and applause] Ugly as shit,"

Marjorie Taylor Greene comes out with a statement opposing the raid on Ilhan Omar before Chuck Schumer, the leader of the Democratic Party

Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.

Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

Mitch McConnell's fine, honey, he's running and playing on a farm upstate with all the other bigots

Breaking news: Alex Jones has popped like a balloon.

if a sign this like this triggers you, you're a piece of shit.

Anthropic and OpenAI are dangerous and unsustainable companies that shouldn’t be taken public. The AI bubble is a con and retail investors are the marks. AI doesn’t have ROI, it’s nothing like AWS or Uber, and it’s got no post-bubble recovery story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbKD...

Oh, you can't write a 5-page book report without AI? I fucking wrote 5-page book reports without having read the goddamn book. Get your finger out of your ass.

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

Reaching for the Moon, by Edward Mason Eggleston, 1933 (flipped), 📸 by @godovasquez

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

"If we have to hunt you down, the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities. We will find you. We will achieve justice. And we will do so under the Constitution and laws of the United States." www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...

approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide

Bear down!! Never a doubt 😂

via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

the president is using the government to harass and kill people living in areas of the country that didnt vote for him

Masked ICE agents, it seems, are now killing American citizens on American streets. Any Democrat who doesn’t support abolishing ICE should be instantly primaried and run out of the party. This is non negotiable. You cannot support the continued existence of this fascist murderous secret police.

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Pips #101 Easy 🟢 0:18 🍪 Pips #101 Medium 🟡 0:35 🍪 Pips #101 Hard 🔴 0:55 🍪 First triple cookie day!!

We’re gonna eat you. With forks.

Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

Food bank director: “for every meal that a food bank provides, the SNAP program provides nine. There’s no way we can meet that gap.”

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood

Preview of the announcement:

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that