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computers are now battlefields

Roses are red. Tires are flammable...

It's not "calling for mass violence" to say that an appropriate response to "I'm going to kill you and your loved ones" is "you can try, fucker."

my sources are telling me that ken paxton just checked into the Ligma Center

If the USA is such a capitalist hellhole, why is it the only country to celebrate Labor Day?

Through capitalism all things are possible

The US can still win the World Cup if Donald Trump has the courage

Shower thought: the transporter in Star Trek 100 per cent, no question, kills the person who uses it and replaces then with a copy. I would never use one.

if you really think about it, there's no problem we face that can't be solved by a new White House ballroom

I miss Joe Biden's dog that bit people. It felt good having someone in the White House I could identify with.

Troll that I kind of believe — the ONLY people who should own rental housing are institutional investors with large portfolios.

Guys, what the fuck am I going to do with all these Tulip bulbs.

The rebel army didn't even have the best general FROM VIRGINIA, lmao

They haven't all run yet, but they're running. They haven't all lost yet, but they're losing. bsky.app/profile/bret...

I was going through my videos and I have to share this incredible image from Wednesday. Hero

Guy who's only read Thucydides, seeing another international crisis:

Using imagery online of the shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, we’ve created an animated sequence which highlights the approximate positioning of officers and vehicles at the scene. The red dot represents the agent who fired the shots. Yellow dots are other agents who arrived at the scene.

Update: California figs safe, assume all other figs contain wasp.

If USA Hockey doesn't pick Jason Robertson for the Olympic team, I'm rooting for Finland.

Woke 2: From policing microagressions to committing macroagressions

You heard me

that's no way to talk about the archivist of the united states

This is Ukraine’s Unmanned Systems Forces commander and this image is from his unit’s official account

❗️RETWEET if you stand with President 🇺🇦Zelensky!

Artfight attack against @helixel.bsky.social Take that! #Art #Artfight #Silvanus

Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:

USS Milius (DDG 69) arrives at U.S. Naval Support Facility (NSF) Diego Garcia for a scheduled port visit, April 23, 2025

Sailors direct an F/A-18E Super Hornet from the “Mighty Shrikes” of Strike Fighter Squadron (VFA) 94 aboard USS Nimitz (CVN 68) in the Philippine Sea, April 23, 2025

I think Trump’s increasingly extreme trade policies will probably help the GOP electorally by juicing base turnout — the only way they could make this go better for themselves would be by banning abortion and privatizing Medicare.

On the 3rd year we have determined the “please stop” negotiation strategy doesn’t work

Delighted to announce that the Royal Navy have given in and will be painting both carriers with dazzle camouflage. The project will cost £28bn and will be aiming for completion in 2045. The First Sea Lord, reached for comment, said: "Any cost is worth it to shut her up, honestly."

Terrible. I know Democrats are terrified of seeming pro-immigration or pro-immigrants, but maybe they could bestir themselves to stand up against this grotesque combination of nativism and Putinism.

As a tall, oafish man, you are a fucking disgrace to us all. Sell your hoodies and go piss on a live wire.

None dare call this fascism?

Dooming over, there’s still a war and we’re still alive