Possum Hairstylist

The problem with playing DS9 in the background of a hookup is that you both end up just watching DS9 instead of yanno… what you’re there for

"they're doing malfoid on twitter" i don't care, man. this whole discourse is funko pops. you went to the ragebait factory and got ragebaited

"the gays gained rights by voting for the homophobic democrats." no the democrats gained the votes of gay people when they started offering policy concessions, however slow and incremental. this also goes in reverse. offer incremental concessions to the right on trans issues and lose our support

(accommodating this patron's request) so far nobody asking me to give up my rights for the sake of democracy has been willing to sacrifice even a fraction of $500 in exchange for such a request

i will shut up about not voting for anti-trans democrats in exchange for $500. how much is saving democracy worth to you? $jtightpants1

economists have only just started noticing that we are in a bubble this week so i wouldn't be surprised

my email provider thinks its imperative to show me every email doordash sends me despite me not using the app in months but i found out yesterday that the zoo has been sending me important updates about stuff like a baby sloth that was recently born and those got automatically sent to my spam folder

American Support For Indigenous Peoples’ Day Significantly Increases After Learning It Still 3-Day Weekend https://theonion.com/american-support-for-indigenous-peoples-day-significant-1847710448/

ACAB includes people who refuse to dance at concerts and complain when others do so

reading comprehension and situational awareness are rare gifts

the thing about "trans kids aren't actually getting surgeries" rhetoric is that i'm not sure we should be accepting the idea of trans kids getting surgeries as fundamentally harmful or reckless

ed sheeran cries after missing a 99% shot against a septopod, causing his squad to die that's the best I got i dunno

"trans rights are human rights" doesn't really cut it when libs have decided that human rights arent all that important actually "trans rights or else" hits them where they actually give a shit: themselves

i’m entering negotiations to bring some of the “Say it with me, folks: Nobody cares about your fantasy team.” guys over to this platform. my starting offer is $700k for a four-month contract, which i think is very generous. i mean the dan levy reaction gif repliers only got offered $400k

No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.

if you back transphobic democrats you are not fighting fascism. you are not resisting anything. you are a fascist. trans ppl are a primary target of contemporary fascism. any democratic candidate being transphobic is telling you they will lie down for the fascist machinery sweeping america.

Coyote vs Acme is punk

The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir.

look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens

gonna start making a list of shit I own that is actively deteriorating due to software updates or normal use: Samsung G7 48" (multiview randomly has terrible colors/resolution), Elgato Stream Deck (50/50 chance the volume dial doesn't work)

if an orginization forbids something they refuse to define what they're really doing is laying cover to forbid the marginalized groups of their choice

Damn that’s crazy but you can’t be racist against the computer. Yeah. No I hear you but. Yeah it’s because it’s not a person it’s the computer.

Wtf does this even mean

saw someone say that mamdani posting that mandarin video was "cultural appropriation" because he's "white adjacent." i fear that the feds are running dangerously low on funding

they'll call you crazy for saying that the cameras are cameras

Sure were a lot of people going "speed cameras don't work like that", when the reality is speed cameras do, in fact, work like that. And have ever since they got 4G. 3G in some cases. The choice was between "cameras that can be erased with a crowbar" and "cameras that are just normal cameras".

THE JOKER : wanna know how I got these scars? ZOHRAN MAMDANI, SPEAKING PERFECT MANDARIN: How you got your scars is a personal story, but I want to make sure that every New Yorker who has scars gets to tell their story. That’s why I’m reducing MTA fares on weekends

Conservatives simply lack a theory of mind. At its root, the biggest divide in our politics is between those who can understand a thing is bad even if it doesn’t affect them directly and those who can’t

The funniest thing about the libs relationship with the trolley problem is that it is only used by schitlibs to justify genocide and not to build actual trolleys

the main thing that unites centrist liberals on a spiritual level, even moreso than their belief in trickle down economics, is an overpowering desire to have sex with the trolley problem

Asking gamblers why they’re gambling and actually believing them when they say “I see no other way to get ahead in life” is incredible.

here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?

Trans womens participation is sports is less a controversy (as experts actively involved in it don't seem to disagree) so much as it is a battleground between people doing women's sports and people who are broadly against it.

trans rights frankly is a top 5, potentially top 3 issue for me despite not being trans and not having any trans family being bigoted against trans folks not only hurts my trans friends and every trans person but is so predictive of further bigotry

I have grown tired of the workwear guy. He is paying the world’s richest Nazi for the privilege of a blue check in order to provide sassy engagement in the replies of a notorious sex trafficking serial rapist. These are the actions of a dunderheaded fool

This Fascist here has no business wearing the Dude as his profile pic. Might I suggest this

the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons

Sometimes I think it’s too reductive to say that a car is a uniquely deranging object to own, but then I see people who claim left politics compare the people trying to turn a carpark into a children’s home to Netanyahu and I think “no, the car has made you crazy”

feels like a good time to remind people of this

“Yes bitch, serve!” - me to my nginx process

i love how centrists continue to do this thing where they say “if DSA becomes more front and center in the party, republicans will run on that!” as if the right doesn’t just say absolutely anything on and run on shit like peanut the squirrel or litterboxes in school bathrooms

the best part of Chart for Dinner is that the people it's pissing off can only respond with extremely Chart for Dinner bullshit

this, yeah idk, being trans/adhd/<nationality>/<age>/etc should never be the main thing about you imo show that you can actually build yourself beyond the cards you got dealt at the start, that you can actually do things beyond your base stats that's how you become yourself, really