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the business is called what a what now sorry

If you’d worked minimum wage since the asteroid killed the dinosaurs (16 million years before whales moved from land to the sea), you’d have made $993 billion.

this is my kind of company motto right here

we all got jumanjied into monopoly

WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ

when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence

The Internet was a beautiful thing for a while. It is now exclusively for people who are mentally ill. One might think that would make it a niche product, but it remains mainstream by making more and more people mentally ill.

Ok, actually this headline is hilarious.

If the estimates were right, there were about 9 million people at No Kings rallies today. That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

RFK Jr. Claims Keto Diet Cures Schizophrenia https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-claims-keto-diet-cures-schizophrenia/

I don’t think there should be a separate doubles luge event. It should be a single event that awards bonus points for each extra guy

The probability you liked that OpenAI ad conditioned on already knowing Bayes theorem is quite high.

When Trump hears what Ronald Reagan said about immigrants he’s going to have DOJ arrest him for mortgage fraud.

Good evening. We estimate that between 4.2 and 7.6 million people turned out for the No Kings Day demonstrations held around the country on Saturday. This makes Oct 18 very likely the biggest single-day U.S. protest event since 1970. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/second-no-...

Vermont’s women’s soccer story continues... 🏔️ Vermont Green FC has announced that the club’s women’s team will compete in USL W League as a founding member of the league’s Northeast Division.

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

Thinking of Conan O'Brien on what would have been his 62nd birthday, if he had been born on May 27

The word “login” comes from throwing a log attached to a rope with knots overboard a ship to see how many knots go by over time (see also, knots as speed). You’d then put that info in the “log book.” You’d “log in” on a regular basis. This wasn’t from 1959, it was likely from 1689! Etymology baby!

Just to say, if you are 30, more than half of all human fossil fuel emissions have occurred in your lifetime #dataviz

Looks like we finally found the censorship industrial complex. I'm sure the Twitter Files conspiracy theorists will be all over it any day now. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

bored ape sitting forgotten in a young man’s crypto wallet, smile brightening whenever they hear the phone unlock only to be crushed again as their owner, who once showed them off proudly, loses another twelve leg parlay on indonesian volleyball

If this ain't a goddamn perfect eulogy, I don't know what is.

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Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive. No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief. 1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.

I know there’s a lot going on in the world, but somebody needs to figure out a different way to attach duvets to duvet covers. This “two strings” shit needs to go. Enough!

Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?

Wow if this turns out to be an advanced inside tip from someone, it's going to really set back the years of progress the crypto community have made in carefully establishing a reputation for trust and trans- Nah, I'm just kidding, this just tracks. See you at the next pump and dump everyone!

Threads vs. Bluesky. Spot the difference.

Everybody on planet earth has the same number of hours in the day, and yet some people are just plain more successful than others. That’s why Silicon Valley is working on a device to remove hours from underperformers (poor people, kids, poets,) and transfer them to deserving CEOs

We've also launched "Genkit by Example", a new resource that shows common GenAI patterns with live demos alongside the source code. This is a great way to learn the ropes of Genkit! examples.genkit.dev/

Bird Flu: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/bird-fl...

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl theonion.com/super-b...

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so embarrassing…

Stadium Gasps As Precious Football Falls To Ground