Shrubby Piff

AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.

I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.

you guys are pretty judgy about someone falling asleep during an important meeting because they stayed up all night posting

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democrats continue to make references to the mentally unstable nurse/stalker with whom he shares sensitive classified information, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and vote for him for the fourth time in 2028.

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

🚨BREAKING: 4th Circuit STRIKES DOWN South Carolina law that only allows voters to vote absentee if they are over the age of 65 or fall into several limited categories for violating the 26th Amendment by denying the right to vote to many voters under 65. www.democracydocket.com/cases/south-...

Guess I’m playing through Bastion again this weekend

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

If you're not outraged, you should be

Critics of the Supreme Court say that today's Slaughter ruling will give future presidents far too much power. They're wrong—the court will reverse itself as soon as there's a Democrat in the White House.

And BOOM goes the dynamite. To all the AI Bros who have slid into my mentions to tell me that you CAN in fact copyright AI materials, the Supreme Court has told you to go suck rocks. A prompt is not authorship. And if there is no author, there is no valid copyright. www.engadget.com/ai/the-supre...

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

The people he’s talking about can’t understand all those syllables

just about time for my favorite thanksgiving tradition: accidentally starting a new skyrim save

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

I truly can’t wrap my head around the idea that kids shouldn’t eat for free at school. This is like bare minimum service to others

Hey so they’re doing this to trans people first because the administration (and Republican Party tbh) are: 1) hateful monsters 2) Nazis 3) need a group of people to do this to *first* so they can do it to everyone else They want a guinea pig group so they can trample all over the rest of us

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness) As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

I assume he’s using recommended Russian contractors

Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

This. They’re “ironic,” but the joke is always punching down. They “don’t care,” but only because the system benefits them in ways they don’t see. They don’t want “politics,” they just want the world to cater to their every whim. I could’ve very easily been this person. We can choose differently

condemnations of political violence are well taken but it does feel as if some prominent political commentators are of the view that violence isn’t a part of the history of American politics and that is very much not true.

regardless of what happens to the tariffs, they're doomed from the start because the average conservative holds all three of these positions at once: — virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — against increasing the minimum wage — buys foreign imports because they're cheap

God I wish I could participate

“Drummer Reacts To Hearing Rush For The First Time” no he doesn’t. that is not possible

meta is truly the least-essential oligarchy holding an iron grip on society. they don't even make anything. not really. their premiere product is a grandma-make-insaner that nobody under 45 uses willingly and they're constantly breaking the law like they have the birthday boy privilege of a raytheon

I thought memorials weren’t political and that’s why we’re bringing the confederate traitor memorials back or did I miss something

“Have you gotten the estimate for the John Wilkes Booth memorial yet?”

we are NOT scared of getting hit by another hoagie. we dress like call of duty enemies for different reasons (insecurity)

I dunno man the sabotage has been coming from inside the house since January

once again, it is a core belief of people on the american right that it should be illegal for you not to like them or want to be around them or work with them

i didn’t see it coming that jk rowling and TERFS primarily comprised of women would be the biggest group undoing womens rights and walking back cultural feminism in the western world and not by the hands of primarily patriarchal men. it’s quite astonishing

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

this fucking sucks so bad lmao

What To Know About Labubu Dolls theonion.com/what-to...

tiffany they were gay

BREAKING: A federal judge reversed National Institutes of Health's terminations of hundreds of critical research grants that were canceled because of their alleged connection to disfavored topics, including diversity, equity, inclusion, and gender identity. This is a major win for public health.