Keith Avery

It's not real stand-up comedy unless it comes from the Jira region of software development.

Yeah in this metaphor, a lot of software developers are in the awkward spot of buying a lot of snake oil for their constant muscle cramps but needing to clarify that they do not believe it cures cancer

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I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.

I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.

Jackie Chan’s Official Home Page in 1995

“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4

Vindicated. ✊🏾🔥 Photos by Ethan Wong

really, truly, literally, top ten all-time american. probably top five.

“While Picasso was living in Nazi-occupied Paris during World War II, one German officer allegedly asked him, upon seeing a photo of Guernica in his apartment, ‘Did you do that?’ Picasso responded, ‘No, you did.’” via pablopicasso.org The horse (loon) represents the people of Guernica (Minnesota)

“You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.”

Something awesome in how if you search “Tim Curry Legend,” you get this

BREAKING: A federal appeals court rejected the Trump administration's efforts to seize the medical records of transgender youth in New York City. This is a victory for everyone's right to privacy.

The entire tech industry suffering AI psychosis and doing layoffs because they thought Claude would be able to replace their workers in a few months only for Claude to get unusably worse instead is a master class how not to fall for hype.

This is a god tier actor bio factoid

a million pieces/segments sneering at hasan piker and the co-chair of the DSA, meanwhile a republican congressional candidate in upstate new york named peter oberacker is the grandson of an actual nazi germany soldier and his former staffer was part of the 'i love hitler' young GOP group chat

I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.

Tim Curry — Art Kane, 1981

Our settlement requires Meta to adopt sweeping child safety protections on Facebook and Instagram. We are setting a new standard for how social media platforms keep kids safe online.

Whose kids? OUR KIDS Whose laws? OUR LAWS

see you in Valhalla brother

More from me... and WHY UNIONS ARE AMAZING! karenattiah.substack.com/p/the-washin...

BREAKING: After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back. And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post. They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...

Fuuuuuuuck Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Maybe five more stories like this and I rejoin the paper

Reuters: META AGREES TO PAY A MAXIMUM OF $16.68 BILLION TO STATES AS PART OF DEAL -- COURT FILING Reuters: STATES, META AGREE TO SETTLE CLAIMS THAT PLATFORMS HARMED CHILDREN -- COURT FILING

Malicious Compliance is my kink

randomly giving out genuine compliments is such an easy way to make the world a little nicer, i'm always surprised more people haven't figured that out and have a ton of respect for those who have

you should wear a bike helmet

first amendment still the best amendment

Bomb the shit out of long term bonds

they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/

my dad died of glioblastoma

it's now labeled as a bathroom

A possible romantic relationship between a president and one of his aides isn’t something the public needs to know about. by Ken Starr and Newt Gingrich

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

My thoughts on how we are witnessing the eatablishment of an institutionalized system of corruption in the United States. I write more about this administration and how it compares to other autocracies at my Substack, Lucid.Substack.com

ohhhh shit the Disney lawyers are loose