Haunted Agent of the Deep State (Spook)

In 2026 we're being mean to Democrats and social justice orgs that don't alt text their images. If y'all ain't for folks with disabilities, we're not on the same team.

corporate media routinely describes Tim Scott as a moderate and celebrates his "relentless optimism"

I think it would be good for overall morale if the Republicans running on the super popular "I'm a horrible piece of shit...what're you gonna do about it?" platform faced some electoral consequences. I know it would cheer me up for a day or two!

Held my tongue about the 8-pack and mini cans but the 4-pack is un-American.

What’s wrong with DHH is that he’s a racist but tech bros also HATE the way GDPR sets even the tiniest limits on how much data they can scrape And my dude, look up French power stations

Lula Goes HARD

You know you’ve elected a historically-awful president when your phone autocorrects “racist” to “rapist” and both are 100% accurate.

O/P www.instagram.com/reel/De4Eg4h...

Don't forget the Cheesecake Factory owner built a cult compound to last for 700 years in order to welcome the return of Meher Baba, the Sufism Reoriented guru and inspiration for the song "Baba O'Reilly" The House Of Worship The Cheesecake Factory Built | The FADER share.google/HcHXc1OXPeg8...

It would be delightful if our goony maladjusted oligarchs trying to play masters of the universe is what starts tipping countries away from the fascists they try to install.

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

Happy for you/sorry that happened

Fascism is an international project. They all prop each other up and protect each other, while profiting off of the same kinds of corruption. Every loss they face weakens them everywhere.

I mean this is wrong but it’s also not wrong.

Lula if you’re following me on bluesky which you should, my cordial advice is to go after bolsanaro and his crew with every tool of government Dont make the mistake the usa did Take your boot off the neck of a fascist and they rise again because shit floats up

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It's National Tight End Day! Let's see those tight ends!

I am gonna start trying to make "Cheesecake Factory conservative" akin to what "limousine liberal" was when I was growing up. Just going to the mat for a restaurant that only exists in wealthy suburbs wealthy suburbs of major metros. Red America, your political heroes can't even imagine you exist!

best acting job of the day is this Broncos receiver who flashed his hands for a pass so the DB wouldn't realize Bo Nix was running right behind him

Young folks in Serbia cooked Vučić. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Pretty famously (because Eleanor Roosevelt resigned ovr it), the DAR refused to allow Black performers at the DAR Constitution Hall until 1952. The DAR didn't have an African American member until '77, and still discriminated against Black applicants (again, pretty famously) well into the '80s.

Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

beautiful moment in Wawa today… older dude, probably 70-75, wearing a sharp tan suit with a crisp colorful button-up underneath, waiting in line with a coffee young guy, probably 20-25, walks up and taps him on the shoulder “yo, you look fresh as hell, man” old dude might still be beaming

excuse me ‘obama’ but our nation’s proudest and most toothless yokels think of the cheesecake factory as a sort of high end golden corral which fyi means a lot in their culture. i know this because a lot of them used to janitor for my young republicans meetings at yale

“how did they end up on the front lines of america’s culture war?” MOTHERFUCKER YOU PUT THEM THERE

"Within 3 months (...) Alexander and Ingram’s other patrol officer had delivered at least 70 people to immigration agents, picking off what the police chief called a 'dumbfounding' number of undocumented drivers. Within a year, they would hand over the equivalent of 10% of Ingram to ICE."

great stuff

The whole world no longer smells like cigarettes.

I guess this is one way to keep young people interested in working for Republicans. "So, yeah, benefits include 401k, FSA, a full pardon, and dental."

scott galloway and jessica tarlov held an event here in town yesterday where “don’t impeach or waste time on investigations because ‘28” was the consensus position of the panel. so yeah, this is something to anticipate.

I offer you the okiest of dokies, my artichokie

not yet, funk soul brother

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Clear eyes, full hearts, spicy ketchup.

Visiting Elizabeth Holmes in prison to ask what her Aella number is