Error.System.Crash.Imminent

not the most notable or monstrous thing about the monster, but it's absolutely wild how trump just openly, reflexively sympathizes with sexual assailants any time he's asked about a sex assault matter. it's genuinely fucking crazy. open fucking rapist president

What Kamala Harris proposes in not impeaching Trump is this the same reason why letting Jefferson Davis and the rest of the Confederate soldiers and leaders off the hook was a bad idea.. We've been paying for it ever since😡

Check out how easy this is.

Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

genuinely evil behavior from vivek ramaswamy, and most of the state will still vote for him. how do you even handle a country filled with so many morally and spiritually bankrupt individuals

The waye to figure out yf you are talkinge wyth a cat on the ynternet ys to aske the person you are talkinge to "have you been fedde" and yf thei saye "no my bowle ys alwayes emptye" BINGO you are talkinge wyth a catte on the internet. The Purring Test.

we cannot co-exist with people like this. we either find a way to excise them, or we let them choke us with their ignorance.

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

all those people who called me "irresponsible" for advocating air strikes against specific data centers better be eating crow.

truly amazing how stupid the average rightwinger is and how stupid someone like JD vance has to pretend to be to appeal to their base. there's just absolutely no way someone like JD vance doesn't know what socialism is lol

dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers

🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

I say this as a fan: China Mieville looks like a guy who John Wick would need an unexpectedly high number of bullets to kill

Stop making me think about these nerds having sex parties. Shoving calculators into each other’s holes and so forth

A mod from r/doordash (username i_love_femboys6969) got arrested by the FBI for plotting his SECOND ISIS inspired terrorist attack after previously being radicalized on roblox. If you understand all the twists and turns of this story like I do, it's time to log off. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/butle...

it's my time to shine* *permanently shatter Ed Sheeran's psyche and fan base

"Is heroin addictive? Local user says no"

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

Hacked by a moth.

The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.

25 years since I asked William Basinski to copy some tapes for me and he ruined them. I’m still mad about it.

what pops into my brain when somebody talks about their Pilates class

BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all

trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible

Werner really doing his best to encourage that young filmmaker to self-harm

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

even now, she's still teaching us

i expect the actual content if GTA 6 to be SIGNIFICANTLY more "woke" than most popular media aimed at teenage boys.

The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point

most embarassing country in the history of the entire earth

People are making fun of Pete for this, but in a way, haven't we all lost our main resupply base in the Gulf of Oman due to Iranian ballistic missile strikes?

so my takeaway from all this Natalie Harb business is that she is going to end up wearing his skin?

Spreadsheet people New York and California Spreadsheet people I was born on Jupiter

Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.

The Boundary Waters will remain exactly as it should: wild, pristine, and unharmed.

Our little network is 5 years old today, and not so little as we are (to my surprise) nearing a billion episodes downloaded across all shows. To celebrate, we're releasing a new weekly series today, Natural Causes, hosted by (Dr.) James Stout! www.iheartmedia.com/press/iheart...

Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.

I'll be honest, I didn't expect Hugh Hefner to have been one of the few influential men who acted against Epstein. www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...