Ben Tillman

No choice but to reskeet this

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

Society after the internet collapses due to a PHP exploit:

<GOP CANDIDATES> - “Furries are FORCING your CHILDREN into GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERIES at their SCHOOLS!! LITTER BOXES!!!” <me> “…fuck i hope the furries in global IT patch these horrendous exploits before they destroy the internet”

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Realized today that I am now older than Captain Kirk was in Star Trek II, yet I still have not confronted my greatest, deadliest personal nemesis, eking out victory through a desperate gambit that exacts a heartbreaking toll. What am I even doing with my life

I'm not sure how much more blatant it can get that these guys are looting the federal government and then pointing over there and saying "look what THOSE BLACK PEOPLE ARE GETTING AWAY WITH!!!" bsky.app/profile/atru...

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

Hell Yeah Alucard

theonion.com/man-who-drin...

dawg I’m gonna be empirically smarter than so many people for the rest of my life because of this shit, it’s a real shame that being smart does nothing for you in life, you still have to deal with the stupid people

Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners

If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.

i got custom music playing on the Steam Machine so i popped the Burnout Revenge soundtrack while playing Galactic Racer and it's kind of infuriating how dramatically it's bettered the experience

*beleaguered sigh* *dusts off the meme*

Holy shit.

Alll of this. I started my career in construction, working office jobs alongside people who worked trades. Know how many 60-year-old guys I saw working as bricklayers? Doing demo? Zero. How many 50-year-old roofers there are? Zero. One reason unions fight for high wages is because careers are SHORT.

new wolfenstein looks like shit

I'd rather see us build a hell of a lot of affordable housing instead of "A.i." data centers. 🤷

lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.

waking up every day in 2026 like:

‘oh that guy just thrives on negative attention’ ok but what about what i thrive on though. what if it’s very important to me medically and nutritionally to remind certain men whose addresses are in the public record that they are god’s mistake

another day in the layoff industry

Actually you did vote for this, dipshit

DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT

🧏‍♀️🗯💢🧕

Better things are possible.

Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself. Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.

One thing conspicuously missing from the recent Minneapolis Public Schools transformation plan presentation to the school board? A budget. racketmn.com/hey-minneapo...

this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there

boss, the fascism

every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy

When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.

The amount of pure evil occurring in plain sight is so maddening. I know we're all going insane, but jesus, it just can't keep going like this.

Perfect couple of posts summarising the Wolverine / AAA space.

Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.