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Current mood

kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god

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Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.

(20-something frat bro playing in a CoD lobby, gets sniped) Dude: "FUCKING FA--" (He puts his fingers together on the bridge of his nose, does a breathing exercise) Dude: "Calm yourself, Tyler. It's Pride Month."

Hatred of data centers is the only bipartisan political issue in America. Incredible work by tech CEOs in uniting the country.

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

lol

Hello. It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released. Now, I'm looking for your memories. Let's turn back together. Face the flower and speak. memories.undertale.com

NEW YORK (AP) — Stephen Colbert tells studio audience CBS is canceling 'The Late Show,' to end in May 2026.

it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

punting on 2nd and 3 at the opponent’s 20 is something we will never ever see in football, because if a coach was trying to throw a game there are many more subtle ways of doing so. this is probably the closest thing to that we’re likely to see

pleasepleaseplease this can't be my new personality trait i am going to die of heartbreak everyday and also starve 😭😭😭

Does everyone miss tenna yet

it’s so funny that rightwingers do this “take care of yourself today ❤️” type shit about starting new foreign wars

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

there's a small subset of people here who are driven mad whenever they aren't allowed to quote or reply to something. they think everything they see on their phone is their property and they just short-circuit. they'll bust through the floorboards to yell at you. it's really something to see

“You can’t say people are our most important product and then treat them like shit.” - Jim Sinegal, co-founder of Costco

RFK jr talking about how “autism is only being diagnosed in children, not in older adults, it must be an epidemic” is crazy because have you ever met someone who is 60+ who is clearly autistic and doesn’t realize and suggest they get diagnosed? sometimes they’re offended you even suggest doing that

theonion.com/historians-q...

I would say more broadly that as policy you really shouldn’t allow government officials to accuse people of *terrorism* anonymously.

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved. * very unconstitutional

so basically the "keep politics out of gaming" crowd have now destroyed gaming with politics

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

oooooh yeah that's good

amazing

keep in mind this is just the markets reaction to the announcement of the tariffs. they haven’t even been implemented yet lol

wokeness was keeping the economy afloat. wokeness kept planes in the air. wokeness kept us all safe

"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥

Thank you Senator Cory Booker. This guy truly cares about the people he represents.

lifting a bar that says "mass extinction" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

there are those in this world with only evil in their soul

I think there is going to be a Red Rural Recession and soon if all the cuts continue as is All the firings, cancelling of grants and contracts with companies , the closing of offices, disproportionately impact small towns, cities and states. Their finances will be turned upside

This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.