zlorpl.bsky.social

I think one of the more important skills you can have in 2026 is knowing when someone is performatively using progressive coded language to argue for something that is fundementally not progressive because they can claim a perceived moral high ground.

what the hell am i looking at

FDA deregulation will manifest as a series of posts from people shitting their guts out with recalls that get closer and closer to where you live until you're the one shitting your guts out

not to be rude but this is the stupidest thing i've ever read in my life. Roko's Bureaucracy

r/malelivingspaces son or r/girldinnerdiaries daughter

I see people characterize the student protests against Israel as failures, and I really don’t think that’s true. They may not have toppled the U.S.-Israel alliance or ended the genocide, but they have helped usher in a generational turning point in attitudes toward Israel and Palestine

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

Oceans are now battlefields

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

Daycare centers were also the primary target of the Satanic panic, because fundamentally American religious conservatism is opposed to women having jobs outside the home.

We may technically be poorer than them, but when it comes to what really matters, most of us are far richer. That’s why stuff like A Christmas Carol hits nearly 200 years later. Tale as old as time, bringing much comfort

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

The Epstein Files, everybody!

When a low-trustoid says something so antisocial you gotta hit them with the civic virtue stare

Great, our cyberpunk dystopia is also an urban fantasy where we confound the soulless Fae with poems and riddles.

The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations

Thermostatic opinion when I’m out of power: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Thermostatic opinion when I’m in power: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

The nominative determinism of this specific atrocity is off the charts here.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Woke 2 is going to hit them like a tidal wave. Pete Hegseth WILL put his preferred pronouns in his email bio or he will spend the next three seasons picking strawberries in the San Joaquin Valley