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Has to be it. I thought she’d be done with him after the first term.

Melania: “F*ck, I have to pretend like I like this sh*t”.

#notmydaddy and also #notmymama …

She wants them rested so she can suck their bloooood

Countess Draculess

AI really is getting better at sounding human.

Naturally, as a Trump, she’d say the reindeer would need to save their energy….. “Other than golf, he considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.” www.cnn.com/2019/02/08/p...

Malaria starting to sound like Eva Braun!

She had to have that written for her? She couldn’t just speak about it?

Sorry Kids - Santa can't risk running into ICE agents this year. He's old and wouldn't last a day in ICE detention.

When they’re done, Don, Jr. and Eric are going to shoot them all and pose triumphantly alongside.

I don’t care. do you ?

then we’re gonna find out that santa didn’t die right away and was waving from on top of big floating boxes with bows on them

Rudolph’s nose will be a dead giveaway.

They will be gunned down by a drunken Secretary of War soon enough.

When does she get deported?!

So endearing in that robotic voice 🤖 🤦🏻‍♀️

This woman has been here for 30 years. The dumbest kid in my class spoke English better then her

They are hiding from ICE.

Making America Grinch Akin

Don’t forget the roll of paper towels for mommy & daddy

2 dolls, 5 pencils

2 dolls. I stand corrected. How soon until we see “Melania Barbie”?

Hm I don’t really care do u??

😆

War rum! 😳

Holy shit. Guess this is for kids ? Parents? The thick accent part of the deal I guess but not the garbage she reads…altho maybe not much damage in the grand scheme of the 47 scheme.

Actually, there is difference-- in that some actually come to see through, outgrow, and ultimately reject the silly stories imparted to us, when we were but impressionable, vulnerable children.

She is a terrible speaker....

Melania may not embody the Christmas spirit, but she sure is cold and wintery 🥶🧊❄️

Exactly.

Live from Ljubljana.

Who cares about focking Chreesmess?

Like an ice pick in my ear.

Well. Frozen in ice.

Don't forget Olive, the other reindeer!

The kids are gonna love this

I can’t think of anything less comforting to hear.

ICE gonna toss Santa out of the U.S. based on this administrations policies.

These ghouls trying to be folksy or cute are just more disturbing.

Yep, in Canadian territory Not resting but making sure all reindeer's phones have been "cleaned" & Dolls&Crayon's tariffs have been paid before facing off with USBP NORAD was also notified that Mr Claus, not a USA citizen, could do the South American route before attempting entering the USA

She knows her husband is a pervert at best and a child rapist at worse.

She sounds just like Arnold Schwarzenegger!

"....climbed aboard my Osprey, and couldn't stop smiling...." Is that code for something? 🤣

Santa said release the Epstein files.

This woman is completely hollow. Nothing there.

They starve people, murder others on boats, and sing Christmas joy

Will they be invading Greenland afterwards?

They're probably wondering why the first lady of America who was recorded bitching about 'chilldrin' and 'fuque creesmees' and speaks like someone ICE should be looking for, is doing at Quantico

There’s something authentic about her talking about fluff.

Out of all the languages, she says she speaks. English is apparently not one of them.

She's just bubbling with the warmth of human kindness isn't she 🤦‍♀️

Then they're more comfortable than all those poor people arrested by ICE.

Samantha Fulnecky goals.

Hasn’t she out stayed her visa.

She is talking like this at Quantico?! And she's making it pretty clear that when she said "who gives a fuck about Chreeesmas" a few years ago, she meant it.

Her voice is sooo annoying

Wait, woke Santa refuses to join the war on fishermen?

Chocolate would poison Rudolph "Yes, chocolate is poisonous to animals like reindeer. Chocolate contains theobromine, a compound that most mammals, including all types of deer and reindeer, metabolize much more slowly than humans."

Fuck her and her fluffy blankets.

I want to know why Santa is talking to this woman.

Isn't one of the reindeer named Trumper?

MAGA voter, somewhere: "Santa doesn't fly 'around' the world. The earth is flat."

I read the tweet without clicking the video and just seeing melanias face caused me to read it in her accent lol

You couldn’t be more wrong about me. Nothing wrong with sex work but question the optics of this. Enjoy your day!

She didnt meet the standards for playboy She was just your average run of the mill sex worker

Rudolph???

He must be paying her truck loads of gold bars. I’m still convinced that she is a Russian asset with ties to the Kremlin.

Fuc the crissmiss

The only Sanity Clause she knows is the one in her pre-nup

fooking Chrissmass

They will be deported ?

🤣...you serious, Clark?

Why do they keep sending her out to scare children?

That’s funny man

Santa climbed aboard her Osprey, what?

stay away from my kids ya freak!

Quick addendum drawn up to the prenup to do this.

Resting IN the North Pole? Did Nowm pay them a visit?

fairy tales more believable than the ones told by her husband

"...that were handed down from Andrew Jackson."

Why? She’s a two bit hooker…

I am surprised Melania didn’t add that Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for ending the war on Christmas.

Santa needs to release the naughty list

Einstein visa, eh? 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Did they find out Santa’s sack is full of drugs? Or is there oil under santas workshop?

I don’t care for her, obviously. However, her shear hate of having to do this total bs press junket shit she has to do makes me laugh. She truly arrives 30 seconds before the event and is in her car heading home 30 seconds after. She despises First Lady stuff and for that I love her a little bit.

Poor love, she's not used to standing up to work.

she's grateful she doesn't have to decorate the east wing.

Disinfecting Trump’s bed.

Tbf it’s the one and only time I’ve ever emphasised with the woman.

who gives a fauque about creeesmass

Frost witch speaks.

Read. THE. Room.

Slovenian trash!

Can she read???? She has been in this country for years and she came in on an Einstein Visa. I would expect her skills to be a bit better than that. 😆 It looked like a 1st grader trying to read and they do it better than she does.

Oh please. Nude model!

That's Einstein visa material right there!

Her English is quite a lot better than his.

She is not married to English speaker. She is married to Wordsaladish speaker.

🤣

Remember, her family did that chain immigration to come and be with her, she talks to them more than her gross husband, it's not like they share space unless necessary, so she doesn't practice English much at all. I'm sure her son is fluent too, probably a better than his English.

Melania: " I'm working... my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f--- about the Christmas stuff and decorations?"

She sure loves Christmas. “I’m working ... my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”

"... and you will be able to buy your own special Trump warm fluffy Christmas blankets for only $499.99 on the Trump shopping website from tomorrow. Enjoy!"

STFU you Russian asset, gold-digging, cokehead, Epstein island hooker....just STFU!

Did Santa also ask you to get your fat fascist fucking husband to release the full, unredacted Epstein files? IT'S ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.